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From: "Soul-Heikki H"
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 2000 09:56:33 GMT
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: lainauksia oikeussalista (tis is hum��r)
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down
and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
while these exchanges were actually taking place:
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every
year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and
Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And
in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you
give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or
thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A:
Forty-five years
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that
morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A:
My name is Susan
Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost
499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the
accident. A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights
flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant saya nything when she got out of her
car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth? A: Yes. Q: And
what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right? A:Y es. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q:
Were there any girls?
Q: You say the stairs went down to theb asement? A: Yes. Q: And these
stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose
death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a
beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my
autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
***n�s�viisastelu rulaa!!!!!!
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started
around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was
sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A:
No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for
breathing? A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was
sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is
possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
..................................Dave Radcliffe
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Heikki
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