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>>>> i've been looking for ideal one-handed fast-food meals for
>>>> years, to be able
>>>> to reasonably work the mouse/keyboard with the right hand
>>>> while eating!
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>> what works for me is: who the f*ck needs a knife ?
>> most foods cut fine with just a fork. so I can
>> (for example) read the newspaper with my left hand.
>
> Hey, you're right!
>
> And who the fu*k needs warm food? I've eaten cold liver box ("maksalaatikko"
> in Finnish - a traditional Finnish fast food) for years...
>
> BTW, some of the traditional Finnish dishes are perfect for one-handing and
> fast-fooding. Maksalaatikko already mentioned (if you don't know, what it
> is, it's smashed liver and some raisins in a box). Some other good
> candidates are perunalaatikko, lanttulaatikko, porkkanalaatikko, mammi and
> lihaperunasoselaatikko (different thingies in a box).
which are all dead disgusting to me even thouhgh i´m a finn and i should be
used to eat them. the only exception is mämmi - a porridge made out of malt
- which i love. even though it looks just like shit (doesn't taste that way
though, which maksalaatikko and all mentined above do).
there's an urban legend about mämmi from the 2nd world war, when us finns
were invading russia with germans.
mämmi is trditionally served during easter. and on easter 1943 the finnish
army commanders under the wise guidance of evr-brilliant, loved, genius
commander general marshall mannerheim served a traditional easter meal to
their german allies ( adolf h. was not included, i guess). everything went
perfect: fish, lamb finnish schnaps and so on.. but. when the dessert time
came the germans ran out of table thinkin': those poor barbaric finns! they
have to eat shit for dessert!
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> They're perfect: They're already in an easy-to-use box. They can be eaten
> warm or cold. The boxes are small, so they easily fit next to keyboard even
> on a crowded worktable. And because of this, you can eat them with other
> hand while surfing the net with the other. They're not liquid, so you don't
> mess up anything too badly if the box gets fallen over.
>
>> but then I get dirty looks from all the Finns who were
>> raised to use fork + knife even when it's something
>> totally mushy like meatloaf or mashed potatos.
>
> Finns should get back to their roots! We didn't need fork and knife back in
> the year 300! Those damn Christians spoiled it all...
damn true! forget all your pasta cuisine shit! eat raw lamb by hand!
aarrgghh!
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