................................. To leave Commie, hyper to http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html ................................. http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010309/od/borg_dc.html Bjorn Borg Urges Europeans to Have More Sex STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - Swedish tennis champion Bjorn Borg is calling on Europeans to have more sex and more babies to make sure there are enough people around to finance old age pensions. To deliver his message the five-time Wimbledon (news - web sites) winner took out a full-page English-language advertisement on Friday in Sweden's biggest business daily Dagens Industri. Under a picture of a group of midwives, Borg wrote: ``We have a bit of a delicate problem here in the Western world: there aren't enough babies being born. ``If nothing drastic happens soon there won't be anyone who can work and put up for our pensions. ``Luckily there is a simple solution that is both enjoyable and relaxing: the Swedish model. An intimate form of socializing that, if done properly, will keep midwives laboring all over Europe. So the humble advice from Bjorn Borg is quite simply: Get to it!.'' The advertisement ends with the slogan ``F+++ for the future.'' No one at the tennis star's fashion company Bjorn Borg Sweden AB, which placed the advertisement, was immediately available for comment.
