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On Mon, 2 Apr 2001, Fred Baube wrote:
>
> > Before suggesting her to run the app you should make her specifications of
> > _why_ she should run the app.
>
> see above. the algorithmic corollary is
> "the more you drink, the more I'll drink,
> so you'll look better too".
>
> > If you succeed in these two steps, she'll maybe compile some of the beer.
> > However, you should already have "version 2" specifications ready for making
> > her compile all of the beer.
>
> if the "rapid prototype" is successful,
> you may get a spec for a second-phase
> effort, "jatkot".
>
> > After all this, she's maybe ready for debugging.
>
> avoid "General Failure: Floppy, not ready"
and one should have a quick look on the following:
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual
SEX(6)
NAME
sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-b buggery
-B<animal>
bestiality with <animal>
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d<file>
get a date with the features described in <file>
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual
SEX(6)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
-T<number>
voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS
is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
MAN AUTHOR
Author prefers to be anonymous.
HISTORY
Oldest program ever.
(END)
sakke
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