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To leave Commie, hyper to
http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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state laws of Virginia
* Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have
sex in any position other than missionary.
* It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed)
* It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.
* If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual
relations.
* You may not have oral or anal sex.
* Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)
* Police radar detectors are illegal.
* Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
* Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
* It is illegal to tickle women.
* You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975,
repealed in 1977)
( so having unmarried anal sex with the car lights on while wearing
no shoes is very evil... )
- city laws -
Culpeper
* No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
Dayton
*A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits
after 7 pm.
( is this a racist town or whot ? )
Lebanon
* It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
Norfolk
* Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
* A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
* Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of
male chaperone.
Richmond
* It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a
coffee.
Stafford County
* It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so
long as it is before 8:00 pm.
Victoria
* It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.
Virginia Beach
* It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on
Atlantic Avenue.
( and if you are looking for a good parking site ?!? )
Waynesboro
* It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her
husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
( huh ? what sense make this law ?!? )
...well found it at www.dumblaws.com
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