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> ANTHRAX (the band) Vs. ANTHRAX (the disease)
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> In the twenty years we've been known as "Anthrax", we never thought the
> day would come that our name would actually mean what it really means.


this is a good one.

"gosh, we didn't know biological warfare can be that bad, we only
thought it happens to arabs somewhere in far east so it was ok!"

lucky none of the planes hit power plants, so "nuclear assault" didn't
have to apologize for their name. "sorry, we just thought nuclear
assault sounded kind of cool and aggressive. we join anthrax in
condemning international terrorism".

or how about some others:

"we are apalled by the bad rap our name is getting in the light of
recent events, and wish to emphasize to all US natives of any color that
public enemy stands firmly behind our leaders".

"massive attack sincerely apologize for selecting such a provocative
name for the band, and pleads with all terrorist groups that no more
massive attacks against western civilization will be conducted".

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