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Surely sendmail reeled when thusly spake Jarmo Lundgren: > > ... The God: > http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html > >"The suit, brought against God by the Justice Department on behalf of > a coalition of 'lesser deities' and polytheistic mortals, alleged that > He violated antitrust laws by claiming in the Holy Bible that He was the > sole creator of the universe, and by strictly prohibiting the worship of > what He termed 'false idols.' " > In related news: Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html Calling the theological giant's stranglehold on the religion industry "blatantly anti-competitive," a U.S. district judge ruled Monday that God is in violation of anti-monopoly laws and ordered Him to be broken up into several less powerful deities.
