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I'm sure CAP approves, as long as their tops don't pop off

http://www.disinfo.com/pages/article/id582/pg1/

the Christian Cheerleaders of America press release spends quite a bit 
of space explaining just what the CCA stands for. A few brief excerpts:

        "To teach 'state of the art' cheerleading techniques, material 
        and methods while maintaining Christian standards. Being 
        'contemporary without compromise.'"

        "Christian cheerleaders are skilled athletes and should never 
        take a back seat to anyone else in their excellence, 'for ye 
        serve the Lord Christ.'"

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MY INTERVIEW WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHRISTIAN CHEERLEADERS

MB: So what exactly is the Christian Cheerleaders of America?

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Rose: We dress more modestly, and are more careful with our choice of 
music. We're conservative with music, and are careful not to play any 
heavy metal rock music.

MB: You dress more modestly?

Rose: Yes.

MB: So the skirts aren't quite as short.

Rose: Right.

MB: They're like, knee-level instead of mid-thigh, or what?

Rose: No.

MB: By the way, how does Jesus tie into cheerleading again?

Rose: We believe Jesus is a part of everything in our lives. We use 
cheerleading as a vehicle to help the cheerleaders grow in their 
relationship with the Lord.

MB: Right. So basically what you're saying is that Jesus has nothing 
to do with cheerleading.

(Long, awkward silence.)

Rose: He has something to do with everything . . . I don't think Jesus 
was a cheerleader.

MB: I'll quote you on that.

Rose: We give kids something to cheer about: You can be a Christian!

MB: Are cheerleaders of other faiths allowed to be in the Christian Cheerleaders of 
America?
For example, Jewish cheerleaders?

Rose: They can come.

MB: Atheist cheerleaders?

Rose: They can choose to come. I wouldn't imagine an Atheist would choose 
to come to a Christian Cheerleaders of America Cheer Camp, but they would 
be welcome.

MB: Satan-worshiping cheerleaders?

Rose: They wouldn't even ask. That's not an issue.

MB: I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Rose: (deadly serious) They would not be welcome.

MB: So in high schools across the country, there's kind of this stereotype 
of the cheerleader as ... as ... uh, I don't know how to put this correctly ...

Rose: A promiscuous, popularity-crazed sex symbol.

MB: Right, a promiscuous, licentious sexual sex symbol. Do you feel the 
Christian Cheerleaders of America is combating this stereotype?

[l.]

THE FELLOWSHIP OF CHRISTIAN CHEERLEADERS

Turns out, Rose's information is complete bullshit. After countless weeks of 
meticulous research, I discover the largest Christian cheerleading association 
is based out of Georgia, and named - rest assured this is the honest truth - 
The Fellowship of Christian Cheerleaders. Immediately after learning this 
fascinating piece of information, I call up Cary Coleman, President of the 
Fellowship, introducing myself as a journalist doing an article on the positive
influence of Christianity in cheerleading.

"So you're the largest Christian cheerleading organization in the world?" I ask.

"Right. We have 6,000 kids up at our summer program," Coleman says.

"Jesus!" I reply.

"We're fairly small compared to other non-religious cheerleading organizations."

"And just how the hell can you associate Jesus with cheerleading?"

"It's no different than any other sport," Coleman explains. "You get talent as 
a gift ... and you learn to use your powers to represent Christ."

"Could more cheerleaders use the morals only religion can bring?" I ask.

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