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Recently I bought a couple of porn dvd's (that's the real reason to buy a Playstation 2 anyway, haha... ;). Oh boy, porn is boring! I had forgotten this fact. Couldn't watch any of the dvd's without constant fast-forwarding. How is it possible to make basically good-looking women to look _so_ dull? That's amazing, actually. And that bottomless pit of untalented acting! Yeah, I wasn't supposing any Hamlet, but could the chicks just leave out at least _half_ of the "uuuuhhhs" and "yeahs"? Have anyone ever seen a good porn flick? One of those dvd's had an instant classic porn scene intro, though: ...................... INT / APARTMENT / DAY A teenage(lookalike) girl is playing piano, incredibly badly. Behind her there sits a man on a chair . He has a typical porn-mustache and porn-mullet and he's looking at the girl with an expression he probably thinks is "admiring art" or something, but in reality it looks like "no brain here. echoing". The girl plays incredibly lousy for about five minutes. The man sits and stares the girl like a mad cow for five minutes. Then, suddenly, the man stands up, walks to the girl, grabs her on the tits and they start to fuck. The rest of the scene - about 15 min - is them fucking. The man keeps the look of a mad cow the whole time. ...................... That's art, folks. ---> jab | commie | http://commie.oy.com "Less is moo" -- The Holy Mad Cow ................................. To find out, what address you were using, when joining Commie Hardcore, hyper to http://commie.oy.com/whocommie.html
