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More titles from music copyright examiner Neil Gladd.
A collection of classic titles, collected over the years by music copyright examiners.
GREAT TITLES
1. If You Don't like My Apples, Don't Be Shakin' My Tree
2. Tonight It's Me and the Bottle
3. I Love My Farther in Heaven like My Farther on Earth
4. I'll Love You 'Til The next One Comes along
5. If I'd Shot You When I Should've, I'd Be out of Jail by Now
6. A Hard Man Is Good to Find
7 When Mr. Right Ain't Right Enough
8. Winter Underware (To the Tune of Winter Wonderland)
9. Captain Condom and the Coverups . . . Wrappin Captain
10. W.A.C.O. We Ain't Comin' out
11. She Robbed Me Blinded
12. When the Goin' Got Tough (You Got Goin')
13. I Bought a Case of Beer, Because You're No Longer Here (Not Title to
the Song, but the Opening Lyrics)
14. The Dog Ate My Underwear
15. Le Achy Breaky Danse
16. I Can Feel it Slipping Away
17. Tired of Rap-crap (Play Me a Beer-drinking Song)
18. Is it and Wander (Or) I Sit and Wander
19. The Gulf Freeway Indoor Fleamarket, by Bonnie J. Miller of Pasadena,
Texas
20. She Wanted a Hero, but He Was a Zero
21. A Night to Remember -- (First Line of Text, "The Night You Shaved My
Legs Was the Night I Fell in Love with You")
22. Doin' the Nasty
23. Come To Me, My Love (Vocal Solo and Accompaniment, Also Piano Solo.
A Song for Weddings, Alternate Word for Funeral!!!!)
24. Where Are You (I)?
25. Raining in Houston (It's Been Raining in Houston Ever since You Said
Goodbye, or Is it Just the Tears in My Eyes? (Pronounced "Southern
Ize")
26. Men Are Only Boys (With Bigger Toys)
27. Two Songs from a Guy from Houston -- Freeway Dog and 225
28. I Love a Man with Dishpan Hands
29. My Woman plus My Paycheck = Zero
30. Complication of Poems and Readings
31. Let Me Lick You in the Right Spot (A Guy from Houston)
32. I Am Free (Never to Die No More.) by Herman Akers, the Guy Who
Drowned in the Brazos River near Waco
33. Sir-cum-a-lot
34. Claim -- Musical Copulation with Lyrics
35. Jesus Rides a Harley
36. Saddle Me, Ride Me, Satisfy Me, Tell Me When It's My Turn
37. Kissing Miranda (Former supervisor's name)
38. I'm Commin' Back as My Own Boyfriend
39. Included in a Compilation Claim: Prop Me up Beside The Jukebox (If I
Die) -- God Blessed Texas -- I'll Take Texas
40. I Stoled Your Girlfriend
41. I Can Buy My Own Beer (I'm a Woman of the 90s)
42. O.J.'s Song (If I Can't Have You, Nobody Will) by Brett Wallach
43. It's So Hard to Say I Love You (When You're Sittin' on My Face)
44. I Wonder What You're like in Bed?
45. A Pain in the Ascs
