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http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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>>http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

My Plan:

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Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a news reporter. This will cause 
the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this 
spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a 
corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a 
amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing 
this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of cultists 
hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your time machine, bringing about an end to 
sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man 
will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your 
mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper 
your name in fear.

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In the end, I'd like to add:

        BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

       BWWWWWHA-HA-HHHA---HHHHA-HHHHHA-HHHHHHHA-HHHHHHHAHHH!

       HA!


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      "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
         --- Groucho Marx

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