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>Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 14:54:19 +0100 >Subject: Quark Fiction >From: Dan Hon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: Culture <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >X-Mnemonic: [CULTURE:75158] > >Edited from the Slashdot story about Strangelets at: > >http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/05/13/0234249&mode=thread&tid=160 > >Question: Can you get the six names of quarks: up, down, top, bottom, >strange and charmed into one sentence without it being nonsensical and >without being clever like writing, "There are six types of quark: up, down, >bottom, strange and charmed"? > > - It was strangely charming to see her bottom go up and down while I >should've been more interested in watching her top, this being a jump-rope >contest after all. > > - I went up the elevator to the top of the building, where everyone lives >a charmed life, then I took it back down to the bottom where the sysadmins >are strange. > > - As I grabbed her bottom, she got up, took off her top, gave me a strange >glance, then went down on me and charmed ol' one-eye. > >Dan > >GSV Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange (Charmed Class) ---> jab | commie | http://commie.oy.com "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." --- Ronald Reagan (said during a radio microphone test, 1984)
