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Wacky Warning Label Contest winners (fifth annual)
A label on a manufactured fireplace log which warns,
"Caution - Risk of Fire"
On a CD player a label carries this unusual warning:
"Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
On a box of birthday candles, a label tells users:
"DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function
that involves insertion into a body cavity."
On a 35mm camera, the label:
"When operating the selector dial with your eye to the viewfinder,
care should be taken not to put your finger in your eye accidentally."
Wacky Warning Label Contest winners (forth annual)
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says:
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan warns:
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
A label on a personal watercraft (commonly referred to as a jet ski) says:
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to forceful
injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or
while mounting the craft."
A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions:
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
A novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock" includes the warning:
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth!"
Wacky Warning Label Contest winners (third annual)
A household iron warns users:
"Never iron clothes while they are being worn"
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns:
"Not intended for highway use"
A Holmes Bathroom Heater says:
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms"
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users:
"May irritate eyes"
A brochure promoting the stock of a company whose price had down
gone for several months advises potential investors:
"there is no guarantee past performance will be indicative of
future results "
Wacky Warning Label Contest winners (second annual)
A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user to
"Remove child before folding"
A prescription of sleeping pills says,
"Warning: May cause drowsiness"
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions,
"Do not use near fire, flame or sparks"
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use
"while sleeping or unconscious"
A cartridge for a laser printer warns,
"Do not eat toner"
Wacky Warning Label Contest winners (first annual)
A label with a hair dryer reads,
"Never use hair dryer while sleeping"
A container of underarm deodorant says,
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes"
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns,
"Do not drive with sunshield in place"
A unique wind-proof beach towel advises users,
"This towel has been tested to withstand significantly strong
winds. But please be advised that during a hurricane or other
severe weather conditions this product should not be used to
secure yourself or anything of value"
A label on a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn
at an ice capades event says
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device"
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