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Surely sendmail reeled when thusly spake Jarmo Lundgren: > > > > I wonder, if spamming is actually an evil intergalactic conspiracy... > > > >Maybe if 2001 had made me want to run out > > and buy my very own Home Monolith (tm) ... > > ... but that would be _working_ spam! Spam that really affects the victim. > > Hmmm, then again... truly effective would be an indisputable proof of > higher intelligence elsewhere in the universe. > maybe the monolith actually mentally beamed the ape an advertisement for a hardware store, but since the ape did not have the cognitive awareness to understand the joy of building things in his own basement, nor did he understand the importance of housepaint when making decisions about his living room, he misinterpreted the images of hammering and drilling and painting as a directive to swing bones around. so instead of building bookshelves out of wood and screws, the ape built dinner out of tapirs. 3,995,000 years later, humanoids in Europe misinterpreted housepaint advertisements as directives to create images on the walls of caves. because of the inability of these humanoids to properly recognise and render advertiser logos, modern-day archeologists are unable to determine what brand of housepaint the humanoids were being encouraged to run out and buy. f
