>Clearly, we could legislate that everyone at birth be given a UUID/GUID
>(Universally Unique ID/Globally Unique ID) and prevent anyone but that
>person from using that ID in a web site.

Simple, just apply an RFID implant shortly after birth.

>What about the "tompiwowarsucks.biz" web site?  We should probably legislate
>that no one who doesn't believe it to be true should be allowed to own that
>domain name.  Otherwise people will start using satire, sarcasm, and who
>knows what else.

Fer sure "satire, sarcasm, and who knows what else" should be strictly 
illegal. Possibly a capital crime or punishable by lobotomy at a minimum.

Outrageous claims, like FriendsOfTheEarth.org," should also be 
prohibited. Clearly they lie.

>Oh, and to be fair, if one of them is rich or famous or has a company named
>after him, that person should jump to the front of the list and get the one
>without any numbers in it.

Yes, that is how it usually works.

>And if parents divorce and have shared custody of the children, the same
>should apply to the children's domain names.  It's only fair.

That's why everyone gets numbered, not named. Keep it simple.

You are on the *right* track.


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