>That was fine and dandy but now they're requesting the Office Suite of
>apps, plus full-time internet access and the network access policy is
>that all systems must be running A/V software. 

A great way to let the world know that your know little about computers 
is to insist on adding anti-virus software to a Mac. This is even a worse 
faux pas than eating your salad with the desert fork. Even P. Hilton 
knows better than do that.

Someone who knows so little should not be in a position to be setting any 
policies about computers. Fire them.

But you say, they are the President's brother in-law or they are sleeping 
with the CEO. You all have to cower when they enter the room and follow 
even the most ridiculous commands.

So, they have to be pacified, but don't know enough to ever figure out 
that they are being treated like fools. OK. Here's the plan:

Go to www.clamxav.com and download the FOSS ClamXav. The nice people at 
ClamXav even tell you at the top of their web page that there are ZERO 
viruses for the Mac. So the only purpose of ClamXav is to filter out 
viruses before sending files on to people who use poorly engineered 
computers that are a virus-writers' playground.

ClamXav will run on command when you press the "Start Scan" button. I 
advise against ever pressing this button because any false positives can 
wreak havoc on your computer. It could be even more destructive than any 
virus (if there were any). Note all the cautions about having good 
backups before running this (or any) anti-virus program on a Mac.

Another solution would be to replace all your computers with Macs. You'll 
save lots on support costs and won't have to worry about passing on 
viruses.


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