M$ has perfected the process whereby the hourglass is responsive to retinal orientation.
-----Original Message----- From: Rev. Stewart Marshall [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 3:10 PM Subject: More computer humor More Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more than human, it's downright natural. 2. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up. 3. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 4. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 5. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do. Stewart Rev. Stewart A. Marshall mailto:[email protected] Prince of Peace www.princeofpeaceozark.org Ozark, AL SL 82 ************************************************************************* ** List info, subscription management, list rules, archives, privacy ** ** policy, calmness, a member map, and more at http://www.cguys.org/ ** ************************************************************************* ************************************************************************* ** List info, subscription management, list rules, archives, privacy ** ** policy, calmness, a member map, and more at http://www.cguys.org/ ** *************************************************************************
