civileme wrote:
> If you can find a 386 to run
> KDE/Netscape/StarOffice, I'll eat it without mayonnaise.
Are you prepared to eat a 486SLC40? That's really only a souped-up '386, not a
'486 (no floating point or anything). I can plug a 32MB SIMM (not DIMM) into my
gateway machine, and it will indeed run KDE, Netscape and StarOffice. I don't
have one going, but I'd be delighted to fire up a 386DX40 motherboard which I
have in storage, to prove the point... and I'll even allow you the mayonnaise...
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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
