Johanne Lacroix wrote: > > Sent: Sunday, March 04, 2001 8:45 AM > Subject: Fw: ---- MEN ARE LIKE........ > > > MEN ARE LIKE ....... > > > > Laxatives > > They irritate the shit out of you. > > > > Bananas. > > The older they get, the less firm they are. > > > > Vacations > > They never seem to be long enough. > > > > Bank Machines > > Once they withdraw they lose interest. > > > > Weather > > Nothing can be done to change either one of them. > > > > Blenders > > You need one, but you're not quite sure why. > > > > Cement > > After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. > > > > Chocolate Bars > > Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. > > > > Coffee > > The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. > > > > Commercials > > You can't believe a word they say. > > > > Department Stores > > Their clothes should always be half off. > > > > Government bonds > > They take so long to mature. > > > > Horoscopes > > They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. > > > > Lawn Mowers > > If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. > > > > Mascara > > They usually run at the first sign of emotion. > > > > Popcorn > > They satisfy you, but only for a little while. > > > > > > Best one of all..... > > > > Men are like.....Snowstorms > > You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll > > get or how long he will last. > > -- It said use Windows 98 or better so I installed Linux.
