From: Joan and Robert
Sent: Monday, April 6, 2015 11:06 AM
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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Blondes Explaining Easter
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Subject: Blondes Explaining Easter
This one broke me up. !!!!!
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He
told
them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell
him what
Easter represented
The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where
they have a
big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.
The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus's birth
And exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.
The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and
St.Peter
said, "So, tell me.
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his
disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The
Romans hung
him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in
a tomb
behind a very large boulder ... "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away
the boulder
and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
weeks of
hockey."
St. Peter fainted.
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