On Mon, 5 Mar 2001, Phillip H. Zakas wrote: > offer a pear in return. > > or better yet, recall what happens in the movies when one encounters a > 'naked magic woman holding an apple in the dark woods': bizarre death. Run > in the other direction as fast as your legs could carry you, all the while > letting out the primordal scream you know sounds feminine to the > 'non-magical' (better than peeing your pants anyway.) Peeing your pants is fine, so long as you don't whistle while you're doing it. Alex
