Net Authority writes:
> Dear Joe Cypherpunk,
> It has recently been brought to our attention that you are, or have
> been, in violation of the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage
> Guidelines. It has been reported that you distribute and/or view
> offensive materials over the Internet.
> Net Authority has investigated these claims and verified that they are
> true.
> As a result, your personal information has been added to one or more Net
> Authority Internet offender databases. Your information will be stored
> in the databases until enough evidence has been gathered against you to
> warrant further actions. To help avoid such a situation, it is strongly
> recommended that you cease your immoral actions on the Internet at once.
> You have been added to the following databases:
> - Hate Literature Offenders
> - Pornography Offenders
> - Child Pornography Offenders
> - Bestiality Offenders
> - Homosexual Pornography Offenders
> - General Blasphemy Offenders
Poor Joe Cypherpunk. First Mike Echols called him an "Internet Child Sex
Predator and Child Pornographer" and now this.
Oh, the humanity.
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Eric Michael Cordian 0+
O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division
"Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"
