You forgot the part about legislating "good English"
as a mandatory world-wide language requirement (and
"truth in terrorism planning", while we're at it).
It should be illegal for terrorists to plan their
attacks without registering first with the local
authorities. Penalties include life in prison with
possibility of death for "special circumstances".
We just can't have these nuts go doing terrorist
acts without giving our law enforcement people a
chance to stop them!
In fact, the FBI should start a "Good Informant"
seal of approval on all bombs and other weapons of
mass destruction.
Don't accept any explosive device into your house
without the "Good Informant" seal! Ask for it at
your local terrorist parts and service center!
They are here to help YOU get the most out of an
bomb plot!
Ern
-----Original Message-----
From: John Young [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, May 10, 2001 8:50 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Subject: Re: FBI: computer crime
AF:
>"We're losing our edge due to encryption," he said. "We're having a hard
>time finding information and understanding it." --FBI
It's time the US government criminalized the use, even the possession,
of crypto, and ease this unreasonable burden on the FBI.
Make the crime retroactive to boot. Get all those encrypted documents
unzipped for easy reading.
Declare a moratorium on prosecution to be sure keys are handed
over.
Declare the crypto war won, and move on to housecleaning Freeh's
and Reno's whinery and canel and all oversea's cooperative agreements
against terrifying high-technology.
Cancel the luxurious global counterterrorism piggery. Put all the
sats and big-suck antennaes in the spy museums. Call it quits
to secrecy. Make Wonderlands not Pearl Harbors.
And subpoena all god's little acres to show good faith.
