[this is mainly for Tom] A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?" --------------- TOP 10 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS 1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands." 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3. You can talk about money without every having to make any. 4. You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face. 5. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out. 6. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there. 7. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE". 8. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue. 9. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility. 10. When you call 1-900-LUV-ECON and get Kandi Keynes, you will have something to talk about. ----------------------------- A true story: "I heard this from one of my professors. To protect him, no names will be revealed. This professor was about to get married. He went to the jewelers to get a wedding ring for his fiancee. The jeweler told him that he can have the inside of the ring engraved with the name of his fiancee for an additional $20 (remember, this was a LONG time ago). He said, "But that will reduce the resale value!" The jeweler was aghast. He said, "How can you say such a thing. You are a butcher!" "No," replied the professor, "I am an economist"." told by Tapen Sinha, PhD ----------------------- Q. What do economists and computers have in common ?? A. You need to punch information into both of them. _______________________________________________ Crashlist website: http://website.lineone.net/~resource_base
