Hi,
does anyone know good jokes about cryptography, cryptographers, or security?
Q: How many cryptographers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: XIGHCBS
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There was a story in the NY Times many years ago about an apartment dweller who was frequently burgled. Every time that happened she had a new lock added to her front door. While installing her eighth lock, the locksmith suggested she only lock half of the locks. Her place was never robbed again, but sometime she came home to find the locks she had locked open and the ones she hadn't locked were locked.
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Also see numbers 2.3 and 2.4 in the humorous list of proof techniques at http://www.maths.uwa.edu.au/~berwin/humour/invalid.proofs.html
Arnold Reinhold
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