Thought you all could use a good laugh. Kim -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, October 08, 2001 6:42 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Consumer Warnings- Ver Funny!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. <http://www.funforwards.com/jokes/august01/images/hairdryer.gif> On a hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bar of soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how ...?) On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But its "just" a suggestion) <http://www.funforwards.com/jokes/august01/images/rowenta.gif> On packaging for a iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On some sleep aid medicine: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." As night follows day . . .) <http://www.funforwards.com/jokes/august01/images/peanut.gif> On peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery" (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On an Airlines' packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( As opposed to what?) <http://www.funforwards.com/jokes/august01/images/superman.gif> On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) <http://www.funforwards.com/jokes/august01/images/chainsaw.gif> On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? My God!) --------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, send to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Include in body: unsubscribe ctls-l For information on CTLS-L please visit: http://www.ctls.net/document/ctls-l.htm
