-Caveat Lector- Brian, Thank you for sharing this important and timely update on the menacing Furby's (or is it Furbies or even perhaps Furbi). Anyway, on a more serious note. This article doesn't address an important (and sometimes) over looked feature - the "rude" noises. Perhaps Ru Mills's informed source can investigate this aspect. Hilary -----Original Message----- From: Brian Redman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Monday, December 21, 1998 2:34 PM Subject: [CTRL] Brian, Furby Update It's Worse than We thought !!! (fwd) > -Caveat Lector- > >>From "Ru Mills" > >Brian, > >I am still gathering news on this, but so far I have discoverd the Furby >conspracy is far worse than we thought. > >I figured it was a New World Order plot to dumb down our kids by interferring >with their congitive developmental stage. But I have just been passed >information that is truly, "X-Filian"! (That's a new word coinage for the X- >Files era, it means an event that so defies rational explanation that it can >only by explained by placing it in the X-Files category. Coinage courtesy of >Ru Mills.) > >I have just been faxed information from one of my my reliable sources that >Furby's are an extra terrestrial creation. He says Furbese, the language that >Furby's speak, is actually an alien language. > >He says the earth is getting ready to be colonized by an alien landing force. >The Furby's are the first wave. The next wave will arrive in about five years. > >My source says the children who have been educated by the Furby's will act as >translators. He said that contrary to dumbing down the children, the Furbese >language will make them mature much faster. > >He said he doesn't know what else it does to them. But he thinks that it >somehow interfers with humanitarian compassion and makes them into robots who >only respond to orders given in Furbese. > >This story is still developing, but he also said that alien DNA is being >"sprinkled" into our atmosphere. The DNA is entering the food chain, and >abythe time the aliens arrive, they will be able to feed themselves from food >stuffs grown upon our planet. My source did not know if humans would still be >able to get nourishment from our food. > >The most chilling of all the predictions he made was that the children are >beieng taught Furbese so they can relate to the aliens in such a way that >inter species marriage wil be common. In this way, the aliens don't have to >raise anymore hybrids in laboratories, they can reproduce themselves in the >same way that humans reproduce. > >All this time I have thought it was the New World Order we were fighting, now >I realize it is Aliens, and Furby's are just the first wave of alian attack >and invasion. > >Brian, What are we going to do? Shoud we buy furby's and learn their language >so we can act as translators? Or will we be considered too old and too human >to save ourselves this way. > >This is serious. The Aliens are coming, The Aliens are coming!!!! > >Merry Christmas humour from Ru Mills > >DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER >========== >CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic >screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! 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