-Caveat Lector-
On Mon, 21 Dec 1998, Brian Redman wrote:
>I have just been faxed information from one of my my reliable sources that
>Furby's are an extra terrestrial creation. He says Furbese, the language that
>Furby's speak, is actually an alien language.
First off, as I've said before, their 'language' is called Furbish, not
Furbese...
Secondly, those aliens have to be pretty limited, as the 'Furbish
language' is limited to only 200 or so 'words'...
>He says the earth is getting ready to be colonized by an alien landing force.
>The Furby's are the first wave.
Naw, TRIBBLES were the first wave...Goolies were the second....Cabbage
Patch Kids the third wave...
Whilst Barney and Tickle Me Elmo, as we all know, are agents of the
Devil... ;-)
>My source says the children who have been educated by the Furby's will act as
>translators. He said that contrary to dumbing down the children, the Furbese
>language will make them mature much faster.
Have you actually ever SEEN and HEARD one of these things in action?
They babble, coo, purr like a cat....mumble a few words, demand to be
fed, then burp and fart...I kid you not, these things emulate the sound
of passing gas...
Yeah, THAT's real maturity...
>Brian, What are we going to do? Shoud we buy furby's and learn their language
>so we can act as translators?
Wait until after the holidays, when the prices will crash so low that
people will be hardpressed to give these overblown furballs away...
And you will find the public's interest in Furby's plummeting as
drastically as the prices...
Remember the riots over Tickle Me Elmo a few years ago...now they sit on
store shelves, hardly an interest shown...same thing will happen to
Furby's mark my word...
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