Best wishes to all ! --Chris > Please accept with no obligation, > implied or implicit our best wishes for > an environmentally conscious, > socially responsible, low stress, > non-addictive, gender neutral, > celebration of the winter solstice > holiday, practiced within the most > enjoyable traditions of the religious > persuasion of your choice, or secular > practices of your choice, with respect > for the religious/secular persuasions > and/or traditions of others, or their > choice not to practice religious or > secular traditions at all . . . > > and a fiscally successful, > personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the onset > of the generally accepted calendar > year 1999, but not without due respect > for the calendars of choice of other > cultures whose contributions to > society have helped make America great, > (not to imply that America is necessarily > greater than any other country or is > the only "AMERICA" in the western > hemisphere), and without regard to the > race, creed, color, age, physical ability, > religious faith, choice of computer platform, > or sexual preference of the wishee. > > (By accepting this greeting, > you are accepting these terms.) > This greeting is subject to > clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the > original greeting. It implies no > promise by the wisher to actually > implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others, and is > void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of > the wisher. This wish is warranted > to perform as expected within the > usual application of good tidings > for a period of one year, or until the > issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, > whichever comes first, and warranty is > limited to replacement of this wish > or issuance of a new wish at the > sole discretion of the wisher.
