-Caveat Lector-

PHILOSOPHERS DISCUSS LATEST NEWS
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(CNNS, 01/09/99) -- With the continued jumble of news, CNNS  once
more  called upon its trio of unemployed philosophers -- Glaucon,
Polemarchus, and Thrasymachus -- to provide insight and analysis:

CNNS:  Says here that this  last  Wednesday  a bomb exploded at a
high school in Kansas City, and that 11  students  were  injured.
("Bomb Explodes At High School, Injures 11 Students," AP 1/6/99.)
And  yesterday, some youngsters in Fort Worth stole some roosters
and then used pliers to  rip  off their beaks.  ("Boys Accused of
Mutilating Roosters," AP, 1/8/99.)  The suicide rate among  teens
has gone sky-high. What does it all mean? What say you, Glaucon?

GLAUCON:  Youth hath its exuberances.   It is proper for youth to
be playful, with winter far away.  But the  spirit  of  rejoicing
knows  no  bounds, and the sky will not limit nor gravity oppress
the folly of the eaglet's premature flight.

POLEMARCHUS:  But Glaucon, how then is it when winter invades the
season of youth?  For the  seasons  are  not  constant,  and  the
honeybee oft freezes on the vine.

THRASYMACHUS:  Then too, Friend Glaucon, the seasons of youth oft
are  born in wintertime, so that some youth never know their true
season and are birthed in winter's cold.

GLAUCON:  Aye. Many are the seasons,  and many are the youth born
to them.

[Pause]

CNNS:   Ummm....   All right.  There's another story.  "Ru Mills"
has reported that one  of  her  sources  foresees trouble for the
Federal Reserve, due  to  competition  from  the  "Euro,"  a  new
European  currency.   Then  the Japanese finance minister went to
Europe last week; maybe the  Japanese  are worried about the Yen,
their currency.  They must be worried about the Yen:  they're  in
an  economic depression but they've raised their interest rates!!
Capital is being courted,  worldwide,  by  4 entities:  the Euro,
the Yen,  the  stock  markets,  and  the  Federal  Reserve.   The
Dollar/Yen  ratio  has gone down, big-time, and it looks more and
more like Ru Mills's source could  be correct when he said, "Kiss
the Federal Reserve good-bye."  Is the dollar going to crash?

POLEMARCHUS:  I've heard tell of this Ru Mills.  She  dwells  far
off, in the Western Lands.
   Friend Brian, consider this:  when you get into the  bath-tub,
do you not notice that the water rises?

CNNS: Yes, that's so.

THRASYMACHUS:   And  like  the  water in the bath-tub, is not the
stock market also rising?

CNNS: That also is true.

GLAUCON:  Does this not mean that,  for the stock market to rise,
something else must be displaced?  For where the scale rises,  it
rises  not  without  cause.   And  since  matter  is constant, it
increases not.

CNNS: There's something in what you say.

THRASYMACHUS:  Therefore,  since  the  amount  of  matter  in the
universe is constant, and since an increase in  material  in  one
place always means a decrease of material someplace else, then Ru
Mills speaks true: the dollar is in trouble.

GLAUCON:   Friend Brian, look not for a stock market crash -- not
just yet -- since all eyes  look for that.  Look instead to where
no eyes look; look to what force is pushing downward and  thereby
causing the water to rise.

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