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  Spy Agency Bans Furbys As Threat

   WASHINGTON (AP) -- First, they foiled thousands of weary parents,
   desperately scouring store shelves to buy their kids ``the'' holiday
   toy.

   Now, the five-inch plush gremlin-like creatures are wanted again, this
   time by the nation's supersecret spy agency: Furbys could pose the
   latest threat to national security interests.

   The National Security Agency has banned the popular pets from its Fort
   Meade premises in Maryland. In an internal message to workers, the NSA
   issued a warning about the toy, which is embedded with a computer chip
   that allows it to utters 200 words -- 100 in English and 100 in
   ``Furbish.''

   ``Personally owned photographic, video and audio recording equipment
   are prohibited items. This includes toys, such as 'Furbys,' with
   built-in recorders that repeat the audio with synthesized sound to
   mimic the original signal,'' the Furby Alert read, according to
   Wednesday's editions of The Washington Post.

   ``We are prohibited from introducing these items into NSA spaces.
   Those who have should contact their Staff Security Office for
   guidance.''

   The Furby resembles an owl, with tufts of hair between its huge pink
   ears.

   Because of its ability to repeat some of what it hears, NSA officials
   were worried ``that people would take them home and they'd start
   talking classified,'' one Capitol Hill source told the Post.

   AP-NY-01-12-99 2352EST

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