-Caveat Lector- > -----Original Message----- > From: Joke of the Day [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: 15 January 1999 14:05 > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Helping out the President > > > > > ___________________________________________________________ > > Helping out the President > > A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon > came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, > this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." > He notices a police officer walking back and forth between > the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, > "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" > > The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed > about the impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the > middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself > in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates > him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his > lawyers. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him". > > "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" > > "So far only about a hundred gallons but I've got a lot of > folks still siphoning." > > --------------- > Thanks to SBCGreen for that one! > > ___________________________________________________________ > > > FREE CGI-Scripts, FREE Shopping Cart, FREE Background Music, > FREE Web Site Themes all from Phantom Webs, Inc. Affordable > web site hosting PLUS Virtual Servers for designers and resellers > all with Control Panels for easy management. Total E-Commerce > solutions featuring on-line real-time Internet payment systems, > merchant accounts, and marketing plans. > > http://www.phantomwebs.com > FREE set-up with mention of this ad. > > ___________________________________________________________ > The Original Email Joke of the Day! http://www.joker.org > > To SUBSCRIBE to the Joke of the Day send an email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To UNSUBSCRIBE from the Joke of the Day, and to live the > rest of your life in humorless mediocrity, *forward* this > email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or, SUBSCRIBE and UNSUBSCRIBE, at http://www.memail.com > ___________________________________________________________ > > Download your free animations from: > http://www.joker.org/animations/ > > > "I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up." > > > Please include the above information when you forward this > to friends! :) > > > --- > You are currently subscribed to joker as: [[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > To unsubscribe, forward this message to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
