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"FURBY NIGHTMARE" CONTINUES
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(CNNS, 12/13/98) -- Much unsettling news has followed the arrival
of the "Furby" to our shores.

In a CNNS (Conspiracy  Nation  News  Service) press release dated
11/30/98, we noted that MASS HYSTERIA had arrived with the Furby.
Horrible fights had broken out  in  retail  outlets,  as  parents
kicked  and scratched each other, desperate to own one of LIMITED
QUANTITIES of the "lovable furry creature."

In her Internet news service and  on radio talk shows, "Ru Mills"
tried to warn us  about  LINGUISTIC MANIPULATIONS associated with
the Furby.  Will  the  Furby  presence,  or  something  like  it,
eventually  dominate  our  homes?  Will Furbies begin to displace
parents in the nurturing of our children?

Now, syndicated columnist  Arianna  Huffington  has weighed in on
the matter.  In her latest  column,  Ms.  Huffington  alerts  her
readers  that  the  Furby  is  manufactured in RED CHINA by SLAVE
LABOR. ("Waiting For Furby", 12/10/98)

Much unsettling news has followed the arrival of the Furby to our
shores.  Here is an outline of events, temporally associated with
the "lovable furry creature"; taken together  they  encompass  an
ONGOING FURBY NIGHTMARE

**  Bill  Clinton's  Farewell  Speech.   On  Dec.  11, 1998, Bill
Clinton gave a sudden,  abrupt,  and  strange Rose Garden speech.
In a CNNS press release dated  12/11/98,  we  called  that  brief
Clinton address his "Farewell Speech To America."  An Op-Ed piece
in  the  Dec.  13,  1998  New  York  Times  supports  our earlier
contention that Bill Clinton has indeed said his final good-byes.
According to the  NYTimes  article,  Bill  Clinton  can no longer
address America "without the risk of  snickers."   Meanwhile,  on
Matt  Drudge's  television  show  of  Dec.  12,  1998, Mr. Drudge
reportedly juxtaposed  film  footage  of former-President Richard
Nixon waving his final good-bye, in 1974, with  film  footage  of
Bill   Clinton  also  waving  good-bye,  also  as  he  boarded  a
helicopter  at  the  White  House.   [1]  Meanwhile,  in  Israel,
severely anti-Clinton posters  began  appearing, "showing Clinton
in a black-and-white traditional Arab headdress with  the  Hebrew
words ``I am a Palestinian'' written above."  (Reuters, 12/10/98)
Prior  to  the assassination (or disappearance) of Yitzhak Rabin,
severely anti-Rabin posters had begun appearing, unfairly showing
Rabin wearing a Nazi uniform.  And in Dallas, in 1963, posters of
a severe anti-JFK nature were posted throughout the city, shortly
before President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.  Time magazine
also, according to Sherman Skolnick, had placed an eerie portrait
of John Kennedy on its cover,  just  prior to his being shot dead
in Dealey Plaza.

** A Furby Christmas.  In order  to prop up sales in this crucial
holiday shopping season, news of  the  torrential  sweep  of  the
worldwide  economic  crisis has been downplayed, here in the U.S.
-- for now.  The Furby has  become a multi-faceted symbol; one of
its meanings is "LIMITED  QUANTITIES/HURRY  UP  AND  SHOP!"   But
after  the retailers have been saved from disaster, then will the
dammed-up economic truth be unleashed. We have:
    ++  COLLAPSING  HOG  PRICES:   Hog prices "stand at their
  lowest level since the [Great] Depression."  The HOG CRISIS
  is "devastating  to  thousands  of  people  who have staked
  their lives on hogs."  The National  Farmers  Union  blames
  the  crisis on "corporate hog farms" which have flooded the
  market with  hogs,  thereby  deflating  prices.   (New York
  Times, 12/13/98) Adding to  the  HOG  CRISIS  is  the  dire
  impoverishment of Third-World and Second-World markets, who
  can  no  longer  ante up necessary cash to keep on enjoying
  hogs.
    ++ OIL GLUT:  There  is  a  worldwide "glut" of oil, with
  consequent DEFLATION in oil prices.  In fact, there  is  "a
  glut  in  almost everything -- from commodities like oil to
  finished goods like computers"  (New York Times, 12/13/98).
  This COMMODITIES GLUT runs contrary to the current,  false,
  yet pervasive Furby psychology of "LIMITED QUANTITIES."
    ++  DEBT  PEONAGE  CAMPS:   Besides  child labor in Third
  World countries, prison labor  in  Red China (where Furbies
  are made), and prison labor even here in the United States,
  we now are seeing the re-emergence of "company stores"  and
  "company housing" in the U.S. Some agricultural workers are
  sold food, wine, and drugs in exchange for their labor, and
  are  "always  on  the  minus  side" in the account books --
  meaning they cannot quit work  until and if company ledgers
  say they can.  (New York Times, 12/13/98)

All this bad news has arrived in tandem with the  "lovable  furry
creature"  from  Red  China.  "By his fruits shall you know him."
Maybe it's time we all took another look at Mr. Furby.

---------------------------<< Notes >>---------------------------
[1] Communique from "Rhea Fortean" (pseudonym):

  ODDITY:  Drudge tonight played a video  produced  just  for
  his show that ended with film of Nixon waving goodbye  from
  the helicopter door and then  video  of BC leaving today in
  the helicopter and turning  and  waving  at  the  door  and
  turning to go inside.  Weird huh?

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