-Caveat Lector-
Here's just a few:
>> Many seemingly nice people will cynically
use honesty, cheerfulness, and openness to
manipulate others into doing things their
way.
>> In apparent response to millennial
madness, the average length of an act of
heterosexual intercourse in America�which
is
currently only four minutes�will jump to 18
minutes by the end of 1999.
>> A Constitutional Convention in 2001 will
produce a New Bill of Rights. Among its
amendments: All Americans must be
rewarded financially in direct proportion
to how
much beauty they create.
>> There'll be a spin-off from the karaoke
concept: nightclubs where groups of soap
opera fans can re enact their favorite
episodes.
>> To demonstrate their lasting commitment
to serving the needs of the American
consumer, some corporations will buy
mountains and carve their trademarks and
logos into the rock�much like Mt. Rushmore
>> The rise of the "pantheosexual" movement
will present a new threat to sexual law 'n'
order. Describing heterosexuals, gays, and
bisexuals as narrow-minded, pantheosexuals
will claim to have erotic feelings for
everything
from trees to toasters to clouds to all
seven
genders of human beings.
>> The government will begin paying subsidies
to some lawyers so they won't practice
law�much as it now pays supermarket
chains to keep cheese off the market when
there is too much and the excess would
bring
prices down.
>> Claiming it objectifies men, the men's
movement will decry the romance novel as
women's version of pornography.
>> The bestselling self-help book of 1999 will
be The Zen of Temper Tantrums.
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See http://www.villagevoice.com/features/9850/brezsny.shtml
Regards,
-A
http://www.erols.com/mack97
"The sharpest tool in the shed." -- anonymous
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