-Caveat Lector- In a message dated Mon, 15 Mar 1999 01:16:44 +0200 (EET), Osama Bin Laden <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: >Hi! > >I heard of your search for free energy devices, >and I have one for you that actually works. > >I'm only afraid, that the energies involved haven't >yet been succeeded to be efficiently put in productive use. > >It works like this: > >Go to a person and tell him he is a dork, and otherwise put him down. >Make him feel bad. > >When he goes home, he is certain to reproduce his bad feelings onto >others, quite probably to as many as two persons. These two persons >in turn will tell off ever more people, and we end up with an >exponentially increasing amount of people feeling bad. > >Now, if at some time we can make the loop back to the original >person who you told off, we get a perpetual motion machine, >that produces an infinite amount of energy. > >The only problem is that we don't have a 100% sure way to turn >bad feelings into energy yet. But the good thing is that this >construct actually works in practice, and it is easy to test. Osama (may I call you Osama?) : Normally after reading a message like this I would begin tests on your theory by calling you a dork. However, I am trying to turn over a new leaf and start spreading good karma (breath deeply; listen closely; can't you almost smell the incense burning and hear my wind chimes tinkling in the background; do you hear me chanting my mantra? "Osama is NOT a dork. Osama is NOT a dork. Osama is NOT..."). So, as not to spread more stinky, bad, sand-papery, naughty karma around, I will NOT call your writing simplistic, sentimental pandering, and I certainly will NOT call you a dork. Nope. You can't make me do it. Nope. You can't, so don't even try to tempt me! I won't do it ! Nope, not me. No way, buddy ! DORK! AAAH - HAAA - HAAAA ! Ah, no! I couldn't stop it ! It is a force greater than myself ! I couldn't stop my fingers from typing it ! They are POSSESSED ! (Help me out here! Old habits are tough to break! Can't you see my insensitivity as a desperate plea for help? Even Oscar the Grouch has friends !) Sincerely, The Kinder, More Sensitive HOFFA ;-) DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
