-Caveat Lector- Kris: Thanks again for sending me the recent posts. You might want to take a look this site, the address is at the bottom of the following "puff." On the other hand, I don't know whether it's the kind of thing that would be attractive to US readers being part hard-factual, part satirical and part crazy. Be that as it may, the gold story will be filtering out over the course of the next twelve months and it's gonna make your hair stand on end - and your old friend George Herbert Walker - and his offspring - are big players. Regards xxxxx **** In the inaugural issue of ELECTRONIC INFOBURGER, we reveal how Swiss banks slyly engage in the dishonest practise of disinheriting families of "sensitive" depositors - including political tyrants and those with criminal connections - of their ill-gotten wealth. The feature will also unveil a related series of sensitive gold transactions - worth hundreds of billion of dollars - that is sure to raise some embarrassing questions for the bandito's of Gnome-land, London and Washington. We also ask if Boris Yeltsin is the re-incarnation of Russia's fabled bogeyman, "Boris the Corruptible." Has the old Vodka sot accumulated a vast fortune in gold, gemstones and other assets while we all believed he was in an alcoholic haze? We think he has - but then we often lie for a living, too. Then again, the documents Boris' intermediary gave us last summer provide credibility to the charge that he is following in the footsteps of Leonid Brezhnev, the one time Premier of the Soviet Union and also the Godfather of the Russian Mafia. And while you're digesting that, take a look at the suppressed facts surrounding the assassination of Israeli Premier, Yitzak Rabin. Was Rabin killed by his own secret service bodyguards? We think the answer is yes and obvious for all to see - except the regular media who refuse to carry the story, but cannot provide any satisfactory reason for their lack of interest. But, Infoburger is not all spoilsport stuff. In the best traditions of British Journalism we also carry a bewildering mixture of editorial cock-up, down right deceit and breath-taking disingenuity - and are justly proud of the results. For those who prefer a still lighter theme, we have numerous other stories of contemporary merit, plus a wad of ludicrous adverts, book reviews and other total tosh. ELECTRONIC INFOBURGER is the Internet's only bio-degradeable website and is available at http://www.infoburger.freeserve.co.uk. Enjoy - don't enjoy�.we frankly don't give a� ===== from: http://www.infoburger.freeserve.co.uk/ <A HREF="http://www.infoburger.freeserve.co.uk/">Electronic Infoburger - a 16oz charbroiled gut- </A> ----- SLY1-MacNEWS Edition No 1 - ELECTRONIC INFOBURGER - April 1999 Est.1762 BC - World's oldest surviving pre-Christian newspaper SLY1-MacNEWS Search for grain of truth Click Ad-image to enlarge ______________ HARD NEWS STRAND PAST FEATURES: Who Killed Yitzak Rabin CIA Drug Wars part 1 CIA Drug Wars part 2 Gangsters Paradise Biological Black Magic exclusive: Swiss banks face major confidence loss following disinheritance scandal By our Financial Affairs Editor THE WIDESPREAD belief that Swiss banks are safe as houses has undergone a dramatic turn around following startling revelations made by two senior bankers who say that both major and minor Swiss banks regularly defraud private customers by disinheriting them of their rightful assets. other news: Government backs plans to subsidise the world's wealthiest FEED THE RICH, the international pressure group that looks after the interests of the very, very wealthy minority of the world's population, say indigenous rich desperately need aid to maintain the lifestyles they are accustomed to if they are to avoid expending their own money. Police want keys to open private safety deposit boxes WHILE Government ministers fight for tough new legislation allowing unprecendented powers to access and decrypt private email, Police say it is not enough - they want to access private bank vaults and safety deposit boxes. "There's no profit in internet messages," said a Metropolitan Police spokesman, adding "Bank's is where the real action is." Lewinsky says oral sex sucks but it was her only way to power UNKNOWN to Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky disliked performing for the President's "wonk" but thought it was her only real chance to fulfill her life-long ambition to become a dentist. chumpfocus: New smash-hit musical storms New York's theatrical boxing crowd TO YOU and me, it's just an ear - a sliver of old bacon - but in its own milleau it's famous as the ear boxer Mike Tyson chewed off in anger, says Don King, star of the new smash hit Broadway boxing musical "Loudmouth.". history: Chinese Warlord dies aged 400 LORD WUTANG, one of the greatest warlords Chinese history, was buried today, 399 years after his death in Beijing at the hands of robbers. The warrior possessed no gold. sports: England get Mullahed by Iranians LES LIKELY at the World Cup corruption warm-ups fashion: From Russia with lovely Gabardine Yuri Pudinov, now hailed as the Russian "Versace," narrowly missed an assassination attempt during his recent showing of Gabardine-is-us. The "Guru" now sports a camouflaged Kevlar helmet in his search for the "perfect" anti-bullet accessory to go with his new range of "mob" compliant fashion-wear. Yitzak Rabin Israeli PM assassinated by own bodyguards hollywood: Bill Gates is a "myth" says world's richest film producer BILL GATES, said to be the richest man in the world, is a myth says a Hollywood producer: "I made Gates from Pinocchio's leftovers and other timber off-cuts." science: New scientific study finds "copious amounts"of alcohol good for healthy Liver FOR YEARS we have been told that drinking is bad for us, but it isn't so, says a team of inebriated scientists in a new study that reccomends heavy bouts of drinking as a sure way of improving the balance sheet of their sponsor. survey: Brown envelopes - are they fat enough to keep our politicians honest? WE SURVEYED thousands of ordinary readers and asked them if the cash stuffed into brown envelopes by corrupt businessmen was enough to keep our best British politicians in the manner they've grown accustomed to? health: Monsanto announce new Modified Cholera foodstuff in time for the Millennium MONSANTO, in an exciting press conference says it leads the way in developing a new strain of deadly food products that are "balance sheet friendly." foreign: Yeltsin a teetotaler but doctors confirm chronic corruption Our Moscow Correspondent reports on Rouble-gate NATO announces new Kosovo freight service NATO-The National Air Tours Organisation - has announced that it will fly nightly to the Balkans, industry sources say. SLY1-NEWS Search for grain of truth LAWYERS AND OTHER LITIGIOUSLY INCLINED PERSONS SHOULD READ WITH A VERY POWERFUL MAGNIFYING GLASS, THE 760 PAGE TERMS & CONDITIONS THAT, FOR EASE OF REFERENCE, ARE CONTAINED IN THE LINKED MICRODOT FOLLOWING THE END OF THIS SENTENCE. 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