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2004: Running on empty

Will Durst - WorkingForChange

12.30.02 - In the dog eat dog world of big time politics, politicians sometimes stumble
into one of those defining moments that changes the very air that we breathe. A few
get hit over the head with the moment, like a big fat lucky nerf bat. Think Rudy
Giuliani. The man was forced to drop out of the NY Senate race with an advanced
case of Lewinsky-itis. Then September 11th threw this loser a second act, and now
he's got a best seller called "Leadership." Tie-Ming! Not a city in China.

Another moment occurs when you got yourself a mandate or even better, a second
term. When you can worry more about what actually gets done rather than what
you're supposed to say. Or as in Ronald Reagan's case, your wife worries more
about what actually gets done rather than what you're supposed to say. For the
Democrats, it would be more than fair to say this is not that time.

Perhaps the most rarified of these uncommon opportunities is the freedom that
comes with nothing to lose, which is about all the Democrats have going for
themselves now. A slim chance to lead themselves out of the desert of
inconsequence into the promised land of relevance. Or at least near one of its outer
parking lot courtesy tram stops. But this change of direction will take bold leadership
to articulate a new vision. Unfortunately, this requires either a leader or a vision or
both. And as you can see from the potential list of usual suspects being floated by
the Dems (minus Al Gore) that they are not out of the woods yet. Here's a thumbnail
on their prospects 22 months hence.

(Eds. note: Where applicable, links to the Working Assets Presidential Primary have
been added. Make your voice heard!)

THE POLITICIANS
Hillary Clinton
(Tell Hillary: Please run! Please don�t!)
Not quite the people's choice. Yet. Except by every history teacher in the country who
would love to see "Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton" in the Presidential lists mostly
because it�s easy to remember. And it would be fun just for how much it would piss
off Rush Limbaugh.

Tom Daschle
(Tell Daschle: Please run! Please don�t!)
Senate Minority leader and a damn good one. Better to stay there and continue such
an exemplary job. On a 1 to 10 scale, Daschle shoves the thrill meter all the way
over to 1 1/2. Makes Al Gore look wired.

Howard Dean
(Tell Dean: Please run! Please don�t!)
Vermont Governor and big time doctor. Perhaps just the white knight America needs
to joust with the insurance and health care lobbies. And we all know how the press
loves a distinguished elder statesman with a long pointy stick. Does neighboring
status to New Hampshire equal a 21st century Jimmy Carter with a stethoscope?
Stay tuned.

John Edwards
(Tell Edwards: Please run! Please don�t!)
Senator from South Carolina. Not the guy who talks to dead people. Although he has
been addressing quite a few Democratic leadership committees lately. Great
Southern Hope or Al Gore light? Or is that latter part redundant?

John Kerry
(Tell Kerry: Please run! Please don�t!)
One of original organizers of Vietnam Veterans Against the War in 1971, Kerry has
liberal credentials but he's also got the requisite moderate economic sensibility. Most
importantly, he has the perfect initials: JFK.

Joseph Lieberman
(Tell Joe: Please run! Please don�t!)
Couldn't push Florida into the blue column. Might remind populace too much of 2000
and Democratic lack of killer instinct. Besides, face it, this may not be politically
correct, but the American people are never going to elect President a man who
sounds like Elmer Fudd. "Be werry werry qwiet. I'm going to raise your taxes. Heh
heh heh heh heh heh."

Ralph Nader
(Tell Ralph: Please run! Please don�t!)
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Last time Mr. Nader ran, his supporters said they
wouldn't mind if Bush won because the country couldn't get better until it got worse.
Okay. It�s worse. This is worse enough. We don't need more worse.

Al Sharpton
(Tell Sharpton: Please run! Please don�t!)
In every group there has to be one guy who can say the things that nobody else will.
This is him. Oft times the group also needs somebody who says crazy things nobody
else understands. This is also him.

NON-POLITICIANS
Tom Brokaw
He may not be Uncle Walter, but America trusts him more than angry Dan or Mr.
Jennings, the Canadian.

Jim Hightower
(Tell Hightower: Please run!)
Only liberal who can go toe to toe with Bush's Texas twang.

Michael Moore
(Tell Moore: Please run!
Got Alan Keyes to jump into mosh pit with him, maybe this blue- collar court jester
can convince the whole country to follow.

Anna Nicole Smith
Only because Ozzie Osbourne was born on foreign soil.

� 2002 WorkingForChange.com

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