-Caveat Lector- SAFE SEX FOR CONGRESSMEMBERS: A GUIDE
http://www.hillnews.com/news/040203/guide.aspx HILL NEWS - An explicit guide to safe sex in the House gym that vividly describes sex acts illegal in 14 states is causing discomfort among some lawmakers. At least one piece of advice deals with the use of drugs that are illegal under federal and state laws. "Almost anything you want to do, you can probably do safely. Be creative, and have a healthy, safer sex life," the how-to pamphlet says. Entitled "Good Sex is Safer Sex," the publication was paid for by the D.C. Department of Human Services and sponsored by the Whitman-Walker Clinic Inc. It was brought to The Hill's attention by an outraged lawmaker who sought to remain anonymous. "I was downstairs in the House gym using the phone, and during a break I just grabbed something to read," the lawmaker said. "And I learned not to use a condom twice, among other things," the offended representative said. . . Many lawmakers were unaware of the pamphlet. But when they heard about it, nearly all who were contacted were united in their opprobrium. . . Among the tamer examples, readers are advised not to share "vibrators or other sex toys." . . . The pamphlet includes explicit illustrations of the proper methods for putting on a condom and engaging in oral sex. The guide also contains a section addressing alcohol and drugs. "If you shoot drugs or steroids," it advises, "never share your works (syringe, cookers, cotton, etc.). If you have to share your works, squirt bleach through the needle and syringe three times, then squirt water through it three times before you use it." Rep. Michael Oxley (R-Ohio), who chairs the informal House gym committee, was unaware that the pamphlet is available in the facility until a reporter brought it to his attention. After briefly glancing at the guide, he declined to say whether it was appropriate material for the House gym. "It's probably none of your business anyway," Oxley said. <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http://archive.jab.org/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
