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--- Begin Message ----Caveat Lector- Who the Hell Said That? <http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=17366>By Will Durst, AlterNet December 11, 2003 And now it's time to play "Who the Hell Said That?" 1. "With a healthy dose of fear and violence, and a lot of money for projects, I think we can convince these people that we are here to help them." A) Tom Delay, revealing his secret strategy to keep Republican Members of Congress in line when they express concerns about the Bush administration's rampant deficit spending. B) Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, on his feud with Colin Powell and the State Department. C) Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger spokesman, H. D. Palmer, on cutting K-12 funding. D) Lt. Colonel Nathan Sassaman, battalion commander of the forces occupying Abu Hishma, Iraq, explaining a plan to keep the village safe by encircling it in a wall of barbed wire. 2. "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." A) Donald Rumsfeld, articulating his frustration at the Coalition's inability to find Hussein's fabled Weapons of Mass Destruction. B) Spokesperson for the legal team of Michael Jackson's accuser speaking either on behalf of his client's case or the King of Pop's missing nose cartilage. C) California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife, Maria Shriver making a Freudian slip in defense of her husband's groping accusations. D) Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, disputing whether the West Bank wall Israeli soldiers are erecting exists because he's banned all photographs of it. 3. "Wal-Mart is the greatest thing that ever happened to low-income Americans." A) W. Michael Cox, chief economist of the Federal Reserve Bank in Dallas. B) W. Michael Cox, a man who obviously never tried to run a household paid minimum wage with little or no benefits. C) W. Michael Cox, a man whose portfolio apparently includes absolutely no Kroger, Safeway, Jewel or Albertson's stock. D) All of the above. 4. "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." A) Former Vice President J. Danforth Quayle. B) President George W. Bush. C) California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. D) Reality Show Star Paris Hilton. 5. "We know there are known knowns: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns- the ones we don't know we don't know." A) Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld during a briefing on Iraq. B) My Uncle Bud after eight hours on a bar stool at Tony's Tavern watching an entire Sunday slate of NFL football. C) AARP directors defending their decision to endorse Medicare reform even though it may end up costing seniors more money. D) Iowa State Elections Chairman, Bob Roberts, explaining the state's arcane caucuses regulations. 6. "Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war." A) Actor Tom Cruise on the decision to portray little or no blood in the battle scenes of his new movie "The Last Samurai." B) Condoleeza Rice, referring to the official White House policy of preventing journalists from documenting returning body bags. C) Russell Crowe's character, Jack Aubrey, in the film adaptation of Patrick O'Brian's "Master and Commander." D) Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, when questioned as to why the Pentagon refuses to provide kill figures for enemy combatants. Answers are 1. D) 2. A) 3. D) 4. C) 5. A) 6. D) Will Durst's 2003 Totally Full of Crap Award goes to Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New Yahoo! Photos - easier uploading and sharing. http://photos.yahoo.com/ portside (the left side in nautical parlance) is a news, discussion and debate service of the Committees of Correspondence for Democracy and Socialism. It aims to provide varied material of interest to people on the left. 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