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                 Gary North's REALITY CHECK

Issue 310                                  January 16, 2004


                  LAKE WOBEGON INVESTING

     All the women are strong, all the men are good
     looking, and all the children are above average.

     Thus has Garrison Keillor described Lake Wobegon since
1985.  His politically correct categories -- strong women,
good looking men -- hardly anyone remembers, but the heart
of the matter, children's performance, everyone remembers:
the children are all above average.  "Ha, ha," we think.
"How silly.  My children really are above average, but not
50% of the children up there in Lake Wobegon."

     It turns out that 90% of the employees of the tax-
funded education establishment in the United States
graduated from Lake Wobegon High School, attended Lake
Wobegon Junior College, and graduated from the University
Minnesota, Lake Wobegon Campus.

     In his 1989 report, "How Public Educators Cheat
     on Standardized Tests: The Lake Wobegon Report,"
     West Virginia physician John Jacob Cannell
     reported that 70% of all students and 90% of all
     schools were at or above average according to
     standardized test results.

http://speakout.com/activism/opinions/2856-1.html

     There are two major explanations: (1) the people who
devise the tests structure them so that more than half of
the students achieve results above a score of 50; (2)
teachers "teach for the test" and in other ways cheat on
the test.  Cannell continued his investigation.

     Posing as a superintendent, he contacted a
     testing company. A saleswoman implied that scores
     for the poor rural district whose name he used
     would be above average if they used one of the
     company's older tests, and that their scores
     would go up every year.

http://www.heinemann.com/shared/onlineresources/E00360/lake_wobegon.pdf

     The Lake Wobegon phenomenon has invaded every nook and
cranny of American life.  Nowhere is it more embedded, or
more ignored, than in investing.


LAKE WOBEGON INVESTMENT STRATEGIES

     Most Americans investors think they are living in a
suburb of Lake Wobegon -- not the nicest one, of course,
where the rich people live, but in an upper middle class
section of town.  Small as Lake Wobegon is, only a few of
its residents have ever taken a drive through the entire
town.  They have spent almost no time in the homes of other
residents.  They have never discussed investment strategies
with others in a different part of town.

     Had they done so, they would have discovered a curious
fact: 80% of the town's investors are investing in the same
markets and the same companies.  They also have the same
exit strategy: sell their investments during their
retirement years.  Furthermore, only about 20% of the
residents actually have an investment portfolio, other than
their homes, most of which are heavily mortgaged.

     Everyone in the 20% group expects his portfolio to
perform above average.  Not way above average, of course.
Twenty percent above average sounds right.  Maybe 25%.
Folks in Lake Wobegon aren't greedy.

     Something else: people in Lake Wobegon feel
uncomfortable when they stand out in a crowd.  They are all
agreed that conformity can be taken too far.  Yes, they
rejoice in diversity.  Diversity is the American way.  It's
just that they prefer to participate in America's diversity
in ways not too different from the ways that their
neighbors are participating.

     When selecting their place in society's bell-shaped
curve, most Americans want to be close to the point where
the clapper is attached to the bell, not down at the sides
where the clapper strikes, making all that noise.

     Yet when selecting their ideal location in America's
economic curve, wherein investors reside heavily on the
right-hand side, they don't want to be in the middle of a
bell-shaped curve when they retire.  They want to be above
average.  They want to be in top 20%.  In fact, they want
to be in the top 50% of the top 20%.  In shirt, they want
to be above average within the top 20%.

     This isn't as easy as it sounds.  But people whose
children are all above average think it sounds easy enough.

     "Buy low.  Sell high."
     "Buy stocks and hold."
     "Stocks always go up in the long run."
     "Buy a stock market index fund and hold."
     "Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world."


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HOLD 'EM, FOLD 'EM, OR RUN?

     Investing is not the same as gambling, but Kenny
Rogers' "The Gambler" nevertheless lays down the basics in
both endeavors.  There comes a time to fold 'em.  There
even comes a time to run.

     Beginning on the Monday following Friday, August 13,
1982 -- the day the Mexican government nationalized the
banks and threatened default on its debts -- the Federal
Reserve System under Paul Volcker started inflating in
earnest.  The U.S. stock market moved upward, despite
periodic fall-backs, until early 2000.  Then it fell for
over two years, but has now recovered most of its losses,
unlike the Nasdaq, which is still under 50% of where it was
on March 10, 2000.

     This has been a long time to hold 'em.  People who
came into their investing years (age 35+) in 1982 have no
recollection of the misery suffered by those who came into
their investing years in 1966.

     Stock market investors would have been wise to fold on
February 6, 1966.  A wise investor would have been out of
the U.S. stock market from that day until August 16, 1982.
That is a long time to stay out of a market.  Those who got
out and stayed out were few: investors.  Those who never
got in and stayed out were many: the general public.

     The wise man put a down payment on a home in 1966.  He
still owns that home, but it is now paid off.  Or is it?

     The wisest investors bought lots of homes, rented
them, and let renters pay off their mortgages.

     "The easist way to become a millionaire is to
     borrow a million dollars and have your renters
     pay it off." (Jack Miller)

Home by home, Jack borrowed a lot more than a million
dollars.  His renters have now paid off the debt.

     But most people don't want to hassle with renters.
They want to buy something once, hold it, and sell it when
it gets to the top.  Anyway, that's what they say they want
to do.  In fact, they don't.

     Most stock market investors buy close to the top and
sell close to the bottom.  Studies have shown that people
who buy high-load (commission) stock mutual funds have done
better than people who buy no-load funds.  Why?  Because it
costs too much to trade in and out of high-load funds, so
buyers of high-load stock funds really do buy and hold.
>From mid-1982 until early 2000, that investment strategy
did very well.

     The investing outlook fostered by the 1982-2004 era,
which has been the era of the no-load mutual fund, has been
set in slow-hardening emotional concrete.  This is why the
set-back of 2000-2002 had no lasting impact on conventional
stock market investors.  There was never any major sell-
off.  The downward move was produced by sales at the
margin.  The large pensions funds stuck with the program.

     What changed above all in the stock market, 1982 to
today, was the increase in the price/earnings ratio and,
even more true, the price/dividends ratio.  Both ratios
have moved upward and have stayed high.  Investors no
longer pay attention to earnings (profits) and dividends.
They care only about capital appreciation.  They are not
convinced that capital appreciation rests in the final
analysis on the profitability of capital.  So, the increase
in the price of the shares since 1982 has come more from
buyers bidding up prices than from increases in the
productivity of the underlying capital assets.

     This is Lake Wobegon investing.  It rests on the
belief that more than half of stock market investors will
be able to sell their shares when they retire, yet this
will not push down the price of the shares.

     Considered as a class, American investors are net
buyers, not net sellers, of certain classes of assets --
assets approved by the Securities & Exchange Commission and
other regulatory agencies.  These assets are approved for
sale by brokerage houses.  They are approved for purchase
by mutual funds, especially retirement funds.  Money flows
into these markets from those few working people -- 20% of
Americans -- who have significant investment portfolios.

     Of course, the net value of most of these individual
portfolios would not support their owners for two years at
their owners' existing salaried lifestyles and debt loads,
even assuming that their owners could sell them at today's
asset prices without causing a panic, which is impossible.
Stock market investors dream of the One Big Move Upward,
which will enable them to sell out at the top -- about
three days before millions of their baby boom cohorts start
to retire in 2011.

     This is why the setback of 2000-2002 made no lasting
impression on investors.  The stock market's price/earnings
and price/dividend ratios did not change much.  The
dividend return on stock mutual funds remained close to
zero after fund expenses.

     The holders know that they cannot possibly live on the
dividends generated by their funds.  They know by now that
they will also not be able to live on the return paid by
CD's, money markets, or passbook savings accounts.  They
have no idea what they will invest in when they retire.
They know only that Social Security ($1,200 a month, maybe)
will not sustain their lifestyles.  Yet they do not
acknowledge emotionally the lifestyle implications of this
fact.  They do not fold 'em while they can and put the
money into capital assets that will support them in
retirement.

     The Lake Wobegon mindset is universal among the top
20% of income-earners.  For about 20% of this 20%, this
assumption is valid.  They are rich or very rich.  Millions
of them own their own companies, which will probably
survive.  But for 80% of this 20%, this assumption is
suicidal.

     As for the bottom 80% of Americans, they expect to be
sustained by taxes levied on the top 20%.

     As for government employees, they expect as a class to
skim off at least 50% of the taxes generated, as usual.
After their retirement, they expect government pension
programs to sustain them.  These funds, being run for ex-
government employees, will outperform other funds.


MUSICAL CHAIRS

     In the child's game of musical chairs, there is only
one winner.  Everyone else loses.

     If you think Americans are not enmeshed today in the
mentality of the game of musical chairs, watch two or three
"reality" TV shows this week.  They are all variants of
musical chairs.  "The Apprentice," where the winner will be
in some loose way working for Donald Trump for a year,
there were 215,000 applicants.  This was a lottery for
college graduates.  These are the capitalists of the
future.

     Picture a crap game, where the best and the brightest
of America are rolling the dice.  "Baby needs a new Lexus!"

     For more sophisticated viewers, who watch only PBS (or
tell their friends they do), the hottest show is "Antiques
Roadshow."  There are several versions of it -- rather like
NBC's versions of "Law and Order."  The shows run several
times a week on our local PBS station.  They are tooth-
fairy shows disguised as historical artifacts educational
shows.  The tip-off is that none of the people who bring
antiques to be evaluated by experts is ever told, "This is
a fake.  It's worth about five bucks."  The show leads to
every woman's dream: to find The Big One at a garage sale
for five bucks.

     In Lake Wobegon, all of the garage sale trinkets are
worth more than you paid for them.

     In Lake Wobegon, all of the retirement portfolios will
generate middle-class lifestyles.

     In Lake Wobegon, everyone can buy low and sell high.

     In Lake Wobegon, old people don't move in with their
children.

     In Lake Wobegon, nobody winds up like Art Carney in
"Harry and Tonto."


CONCLUSION

     There comes a time to move out of Minnesota and head
for Florida.  There comes a time to move out of Lake
Wobegon.

     Everyone plans to move out of Lake Wobegon someday.
The home sales will accelerate in 2011.

     People in Lake Wobegon don't sell their homes now,
rent, and use the money to buy a rental property in
Florida.

     Find your version of Florida.  It's time to start
shopping.  There are still some good deals out there.  If
everyone were shopping, there wouldn't be.  But residents
of Lake Wobegon aren't in the market yet.  Later.  They'll
shop later.


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                        Appendix 69

     Abraham Case Study #310 comes from a systematic
numbers-cruncher in a large corporation.  This is not a
home business.  But the principles he discloses are
universal.  He begins with a description of the problem.

     Our company was in a position where sales were
     declining on key products, and we were
     inefficient and unprofitable. Upon examination,
     the focus in the company was on product
     development. It was not focused on selling,
     reselling, up-selling, new markets,
     profitability, quality, service, customer
     satisfaction, etc. Our positioning sought to
     differentiate the brand as up-market, but in
     reality, this was not generating premium pricing.

     Here is a classic case of missing what is under your
nose.  The focus was on positioning, but the pricing
structure said, "not up-market."  This led to confusion in
the minds of its customers.

     It was also evident that our marketing strategy
     stood on one pillar -- direct sales through our
     field sales force, which is high risk.

     Why is it high risk?  Because the cost per sale is
very high.  Labor costs are the largest costs in most large
businesses.  Skilled labor costs are highest of all.

     Initially, management's reaction was: 'That's the
     way our competitors do it and how it has been
     done in this industry for the last 30 years.'

     What the company needed was a way to differentiate
itself, yet it wanted to work as its competitors did.  In
other words, "Let's be different by being the same."  This
is Lake Wobegon marketing.

     My position within the company is business
     analyst -- mainly with a focus on figures and
     financials. My work approach has completely
     changed over the last six months and for the
     better. Previously, I was focused on profit and
     loss, balance sheets, reducing operating costs,
     keeping margins up etc. This has now changed as I
     now spend all my focus on one thing -- customers.
     Their buying habits, their concerns, addressing
     what they really want. This is a complete new
     mindset approach.

     Incredible, isn't it?  Focus on customers!  What a
breakthrough concept!  The data were there, but no one had
looked at them as a sales device.

     Senior Management's perception was that sales
     were not growing because we were not opening
     enough new accounts. Customer attrition rates
     were never measured in the company before. On
     analysing the data, it showed that we were
     generating new accounts at a rate of 30% per
     annum. However our attrition rates were running
     at 40%. Sales were stagnant, which meant that we
     were somewhat successful in generating extra
     business from our regular customers.

     One of our primary targets this year is to reduce
     attrition by 50%. We are well on target to
     achieving this and It's very simple how we are
     accomplishing this goal. We are constantly
     focusing our sales force on accounts that have
     not bought from us in more than two months (our
     average account of existing clients will buy
     every 4-6 weeks). This keeps our eye on the ball.
     Any such account that has not purchased in this
     time will get a sales letter and/or cold call
     arranging a meeting to discuss customer concerns,
     and offering a variety of promotions or buying
     options.

     The existing customer is the most likely person to buy
again.  By ignoring him, the company was letting money
dribble through its fingers.

     So far, one of the most important parts of this
     process has been the automation of our customer
     management reports. Before these reports were
     cumbersome, provided limited information and were
     an end in themselves. Now, these reports feed
     automatically to our direct sales force providing
     information on attrition rates, new account
     rates, sales frequency, transaction value, last
     invoice date, profitability by customer and
     inactive customers by sector. These reports can
     now be generated quickly by almost anyone in the
     organisation.

     Information was being collected, but it was not being
turned into revenue.  Converting information into revenue
is probably the most important of all entrepreneurial
tasks.

     On top of this, we have also focused on our top
     accounts -- their characteristics and their
     buying patterns. In doing this, we also developed
     a new list of high potential prospects that are
     to be exclusively targeted.

     (I am working on developing a service business with a
man in my church.  He is a specialist in direct marketing.
His company has enormous quantities of information in its
data base.  He focuses on locating the 20% of the clients
who generate 80% of the revenue: a classic Pareto strategy.
He is very well paid.  If it weren't for the fact that the
work now bores him, I would not have been able to get into
a side business with him.  But he has read Jack Miller and
has studied with John Schaub, and he wants out of the
golden manacles.)

     The major reason we walked away from business
     before was analysed and the main issue was price
     on certain products. Now, we are more inclined to
     compete on these price sensitive products, but on
     top of this we also sell our other more premium
     priced products in addition.

     The strategy here is to keep an existing client by
offering him a better deal on a price-sensitive product,
but then up-sell him.  This recognizes that it's worth
paying to keep an existing client, if you can up-sell him
later.  Don't lose him.  But don't sell him only price-
sensitive items.

     This constitutes a very simple but significant
     change in marketing strategy -- allowing us to
     keep up revenues and use ancillary products to
     generate profitability at the client level. . .

     More recently we have started to focus on adding
     more pillars to our marketing strategy. This has
     focused on adding complimentary products that we
     will make profit from and will increase our sales
     value per client.

     The strategy here is simple: find out what someone
wants to buy and then sell it to him.  To do this, you must
pay close attention to what he has bought in the past.


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