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URL : http://www.voicenet.com/~wbacon/democrat.html
Title: William Bacon's Home page/Democrat qualification subpage
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SOURCE: From: Harlod OBrien
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YOU CAN BE A DEMOCRAT IF:
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1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
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2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to
read
is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
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3. You believe that guns, in the hands of law- abiding Americans, are more
of
a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese
communists.---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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SOURCE: From: Harlod OBrien
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YOU CAN BE A DEMOCRAT IF:
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1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
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2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to
read
is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
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3. You believe that guns, in the hands of law- abiding Americans, are more
of
a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese
communi
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4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding
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5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical,
documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies
driving SUVs.
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6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is
natural.
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7. You are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
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8. You believe that businesses create oppression and governments create
prosperity.
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9. You believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists
from
Seattle do.
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10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing
something to earn it.
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11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
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12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the
Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts
of
the Constitution.
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13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
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14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more
important
to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas
Edrom
Seattle do.
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10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing
something to earn it.
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11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
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12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the
Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts
of
the Constitution.
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13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
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14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more
important
toEdison.ican history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or
Thomas
Edrom
Seattle do.
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10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing
something to earn it.
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11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
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12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the
Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts
of
the Constitution.
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13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
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14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more
important
to Ed
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15. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas
and
set-asides aren't.
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16. You believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
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17. You believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere
it's
been tried, is because the right people haven't been incharge.
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18. You believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar
and
sex offender belongs in the White House.
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19. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites
and
bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at
Christmas should be
illegal.---------------------------------------------------------
15. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas
and
set-asides aren't.
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16. You believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
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17. You believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere
it's
been tried, is because the right people haven't been incharge.
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18. You believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar
and
sex offender belongs in the White House.
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19. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites
and
bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at
Christma
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20. You believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is
somehow in the best interest of the United States.
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