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5/24/04 
Washington Whispers
>From the White House, a nightmare scenario

White House officials say they've got a "working premise" about 
terrorism and the presidential election: It's going to happen. "We 
assume," says a top administration official, "an attack will happen 
leading up to the election." And, he added, "it will happen here." 
There are two worst-case scenarios, the official says. The first 
posits an attack on Washington, possibly the Capitol, which was 
believed to be the target of the 9/11 jet that crashed in 
Pennsylvania. Theory 2: smaller but more frequent attacks in 
Washington and other major cities leading up to the election. To 
prepare, the administration has been holding secret antiterrorism 
drills to make sure top officials know what to do. "There was a 
sense," says one official involved in the drills, "of mass confusion 
on 9/11. Now we have a sense of order." Unclear is the political 
impact, though most Bushies think the nation would rally around the 
president. "I can tell you one thing," adds the official sternly, "we 
won't be like Spain," which tossed its government days after the 
Madrid train bombings.
 
*****

StrangeFacts.com

Here's our fabulous collection of Strange Laws that can date back 
very far. Most of these laws remain in the books today, even if 
rarely enforced. 

*Laws shown here have been collected from sources believed to be 
reliable, however, there are no guarantees. We recommend that you 
conduct further research if you plan on using any of these in a 
publication! 

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in 
his or her possession. 

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 
1760. 

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane. 

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your 
home. 

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. 

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of 
Arkansas in that State. 

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering 
wheel. 

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in 
a housecoat. 

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man 
warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the 
car that is being driven. 

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. 

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an 
automobile. 

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. 

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front. 

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia. 

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of 
Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 
cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out 
of a ballpark. 

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must 
have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer!   

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna 
(sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt 
practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a 
bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through 
a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.

In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the 
street!   

In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight. 

In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum. 

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public 
places. 

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be 
done before 4:00 p.m. 

In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect 
cigarette and cigar butts. 

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam 
chowder. 

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 
6 feet in length. 

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up 
and throwing of used confetti. 

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his 
place of business for the purpose of making a sale. 

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters 
to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship. 

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned. 

In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-
light!   

In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs 
on. 

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while 
dancing. 

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples. 

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more 
than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle. 

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down 
the street. 

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor. 

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the 
odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment. 

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave. 

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down 
Hollywood Blvd. at any one time. 

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.  

*****

More Than 1,000 Gay Couples Seek Licenses
5-18-2004

BOSTON - More than 1,000 gay couples sought applications for marriage 
licenses on the first day Massachusetts became the first state to 
allow same-sex couples to legally wed, a survey of the largest cities 
and towns in the state by The Associated Press showed.

Separately, a survey by The Boston Globe found that two-thirds of 
gays who applied for the licenses Monday were women, and 40 percent 
of those female couples said they had children in their households, 
the newspaper reported Tuesday. 

Half of the couples had been together for at least a decade, 
according to the Globe survey of 752 couples questioned in 11 cities 
and towns. 

The state's high court ruled last year that gay couples' marriage 
rights are protected under the state constitution, making 
Massachusetts the first state to allow gays to legally wed. 

*****

What Are They Smoking At The Labor Department?
By John Crudele 
The New York Post
5-16-4
 
Don't get too excited about all those new jobs that were supposed to 
have been created in April. 
  
I'm not going to waste a lot of my precious space on this, but the 
bottom line is that most of the 288,000 jobs that the Labor 
Department says were created last month may not really exist. 
  
They could be figments of statisticians' optimism. 
  
Anyone who plodded through my column last Thursday knows I predicted 
that job growth in April would be better than the 160,000 to 170,000 
jobs that the "pros" were anticipating. 
  
But I also said, quite emphatically I hope, that the stronger growth 
would be an illusion - the result of the Labor Department's computers 
making happy predictions about seasonal job creation that could 
neither be verified nor justified. 
  
I'll explain one aspect. 
  
Back in the March employment report, the government added 153,000 
positions to its revised total of 337,000 new jobs because it thought 
(but couldn't prove) loads of new companies were being created in 
this economy. 
  
That estimate comes from the Labor Department's "birth/death model." 
You can look up these numbers on the Department's Web site. 
  
As staggering as the assumption about new companies was in March, the 
Labor Department got even more brazen in April. 
  
Last Friday, it was disclosed that these imaginary jobs had been 
increased by 117,000 to 270,000 for the latest month - because, I 
guess, the stat jockeys got a vision from the gods of spring. 
  
Without those extra 117,000 make-believe jobs, the total growth for 
April would have been just 171,000 - sub-par for an economy that's 
supposed to be growing at more than 4 percent a year, but right on 
the pros' targets. 
  
Take away all 270,000 make-believe jobs and, well, you have the sort 
of pessimism that the political pollsters are seeing. 
  
If I was the suspicious type (and if I thought Washington was smart 
enough), I'd suspect a nasty motive behind the sudden surge in these 
mystery jobs. But for now, let's just acknowledge their existence. 
  
Also keep in mind that the government doesn't distinguish between 
good companies being created and, say, a guy doing consulting work 
out of his basement because he can't find real work. 
  
What does this new job announcement mean in the real world? 
  
It means there will be more pressure on the financial markets, as 
we've seen for a while but especially since last Thursday. 
  
It also means that the Federal Reserve now has the excuse it needs to 
raise interest rates in June (as I've said before would happen) and 
will probably start regretting that move by the end of the summer. 
  
And President Bush will probably give in to temptation and start 
crowing about the economy, going against the mood, as captured by 
pollsters. 
  
This will make him look as out of touch with reality as his father 
did. 
  
* Press reports say they are thinking of removing a 9/11 plaque from 
the New York Stock Exchange because it's unduly flattering to former 
Chairman Dick Grasso, but I hear they are also replacing all the 
round, shiny doorknobs in the building. 
  
It seems they remind too many people of the top of Grasso's head. (If 
you have an "I hate Dick" story, please send it to me.) 
  
* Here's some more bad news about Iraq. 
  
A source in the intelligence community tells me that the U.N. oil 
embargo of Saddam Hussein was worthless because Iraqi oil was being 
shipped all these years to a Caribbean island called St. Eustatius, 
unloaded into onshore tanks and then reloaded into U.S.-bound tanker 
ships. 
  
The same switcheroo is being done with Iranian oil, I'm told. 
  
Oh, and the source says Washington would rather nobody know about 
this.

*****

White House says US won't tap oil reserves
5-18-2004

WASHINGTON (AFP) - The White House ruled out tapping the US strategic 
petroleum reserves in response to soaring gas prices that may pose a 
political threat to US President George W. Bush's re-election bid.

Spokesman Scott McClellan said the stockpile was meant to defuse an 
emergency, and that lawmakers worried about the high costs at the 
pump should approve Bush's controversial energy plan. 

"Our position remains the same," he said. "Because the Strategic 
Petroleum Reserve being there in the event of National emergencies, 
in the event we would be attacked or there would be severe 
disruptions in the supply of oil." 

"The president is concerned, like all Americans, about rising gas 
prices. It's important that Congress passes a comprehensive energy 
plan so we don't have to go through this every year," said McClellan. 

"We will continue to do what we've been doing that is to stay in 
close contact with producers around the world to urge them not to 
take action that would harm our economy or hurt consumers here in 
America," he said. 

*****

Coalition's Refusal To Track Civilian Losses 'Monstrous'
'Contrary To The Spirit Of Geneva Convention'
By Kim Sengupta and Marie Woolf 
The Independent - UK
5-17-4
 
One year and 16 days after President George Bush declared the end to 
major hostilities in Iraq, the toll of American and British 
casualties continues to rise. Since the start of the invasion, 566 
members of the American military and 211 US civilians have died. The 
British figures are 59 and 8. 
  
But at the same time thousands of others men, women, the elderly and 
the very young have been killed or maimed with far less fanfare. No 
one knows how many. They are Iraqi civilians, and the Americans and 
the British do not bother to keep count of the people they 
have "liberated" and then killed. 
  
This is not usual in modern warfare. In most past conflicts, attempts 
were made to keep a tally of civilian losses. Legal experts say that, 
particularly in the case of Iraq, it is the duty of occupying powers 
to do so under the Geneva Conventions. 
  
The Pentagon says it is not helpful to keep a "body count". Yet, 
there is no hesitation in giving numbers of Iraqi fighters, described 
as "Saddam loyalists" and "al-Qa'ida elements" who have supposedly 
been eliminated by the Allies. 
  
Unofficial estimates of civilian casualties are available. The 
pressure group Iraq Body Count presents a daily update. It puts the 
maximum number of killed Iraqi civilians at 11,005, and the minimum 
at 9,148. But this does not include about 800 reportedly killed 
recently in Fallujah and 235 in Baghdad, or about 20 reported to have 
died in the British-controlled Basra region. 
  
As the death toll continued to mount yesterday, Geoff Hoon, the 
Defence Secretary, ruled out allowing MPs to vote on sending more 
troops amid reports that the British deployment could double to 
15,000. He and other Cabinet ministers played down mounting 
speculation Tony Blair would step down as Prime Minister. Meanwhile 
Donald Rumsfeld, the US Defence Secretary, was forced back on the 
defensive by reports he had authorised the use of extreme 
interrogation techniques on Iraqi prisoners. 
  
Iraq Body Count accepts its figures are inexact. "We only include 
deaths which have been reported by multiple media sources, and we are 
also careful in trying to avoid duplication," said Hamit Dardagan, a 
co-founder of the organisation. "The numbers are likely to be higher, 
but we do not want to speculate as to how many. But this really 
should be done by the coalition powers. They owe a responsibility to 
the people of Iraq." 
  
Amnesty International, which published a report last week detailing 
the British Army's alleged involvement in the deaths of 37 civilians 
in disputed circumstances, says it is "astonishing" that the US and 
Britain are not keeping track of civilian casualties. "Unless this 
takes place it is very difficult to find out what is going on. We do 
not believe that it is not possible." 
  
A spokesman for the US-based Human Rights Watch said: "What is 
essential is to find out why any civilian death or injury is 
happening. An investigation is needed into the tactics and weapons 
causing this." 
  
Sir Menzies Campbell, the deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats and 
the party's spokesman on foreign affairs, said: "The failure to keep 
account of civilian casualties is monstrous. It gives the impression 
that the lives of ordinary Iraqi citizens are worth less than those 
of soldiers. 
  
"It cannot be beyond the wit of the Coalition Provisional Authority 
to find a way to register Iraqi numbers. Not to do so appears 
contrary to the spirit of Geneva Convention." 
  
Alan Simpson, Labour MP for Nottingham South, said: "Our refusal to 
count the deaths of Iraqi civilians fuels the belief in the Arab 
world that the peace is just a hidden war. In not counting Iraqi 
deaths, their lives appear to count for nothing. In such 
circumstances you can't blame Iraqis for believing that in our eyes 
they are still the enemy." 

*****

Children Of Bush's America 
Torturers Of Abu Ghraib Were McWorkers Who Ended
Up In Iraq Because They Could No Longer Find Decent Jobs At Home
By Naomi Klein 
The Guardian - UK
5-18-4
 
In 1968, the legendary US labour organiser Cesar Chavez went on a 25-
day hunger strike. While depriving himself of food, he condemned 
abusive conditions suffered by farm workers. The slogan of his 
historic union drive was: " Si se puede! " Yes, we can! 
  
Last week, George Bush went on a four-day bus ride. While stopping 
for multiple pancake breakfasts, he praised tax cuts and condemned 
everyone who says American workers need protection in the global 
economy. His battle cry for laissez-faire economics? "Yes, America 
can." 
  
The echo was probably intentional. Bush is so desperate for the 
Hispanic vote that he has taken to shouting " Vamos a ganar! We're 
going to win!" during stump speeches in Ohio. 
  
But the main purpose of the "Yes, American can" bus tour, of course, 
was to shift the attention of US voters away from the Iraq prison 
scandal towards the recovering job market. According to a US labour 
department report, 288,000 jobs were created in April. Bush's 
campaign has seized on these numbers to further cast John Kerry as 
the dour New England pessimist, always droning on with bad news. 
Bush, on the other hand, is the bouncy Texan optimist, always 
flashing an easy smile and a thumbs-up. "The president has to make 
sure that we're optimistic and confident in order for jobs to be 
created," he told a crowd in Dubuque, Iowa. 
  
Some jobs, however, are more responsive than others to the power of 
positive presidential thinking. More than 82% of the jobs created in 
April were in service industries, including restaurants and retail. 
The biggest new employers were temp agencies. Over the past year, 
272,000 manufacturing jobs have been lost. No wonder the president's 
economic report in February floated the idea of reclassifying fast-
food restaurants as factories. "When a fast-food restaurant sells a 
hamburger, for example, is it providing a 'service' or is it 
combining inputs to 'manufacture' a product?" the report asks. 
  
But not all of the job growth in the US has come from burger-flipping 
and temping. With more than 2 million Americans behind bars, the 
number of prison guards has exploded - from 270,317 in 2000 to 
476,000 in 2002. 
  
Watching Bush give the thumbs up in the face of so much economic 
misery put me in mind of a certain widely circulated photograph taken 
in Iraq. There are Specialist Charles Graner and Private Lynndie 
England, the happy couple, standing above a pile of tortured Iraqi 
inmates, grinning and giving the double thumbs up. Everything is 
fine, their eyes seem to be saying, just don't look down. 
  
There's something else connecting the sorry state of the US job 
market and the images coming out of Abu Ghraib. The young soldiers 
taking the fall for the prison abuse scandal are the McWorkers, 
prison guards and laid-off factory workers of Bush's so-called 
economic recovery. The resum�s of the soldiers facing abuse charges 
come straight out of the April US labour department report. 
  
There's spc Sabrina Harman, of Lorton, Virginia, assistant manager of 
her local Papa John's Pizza. There's spc Graner, a prison guard back 
home in Pennsylvania. There's Sergeant Ivan Frederick, another prison 
guard, this time from rural Virginia. 
  
Before he joined what Van Jones, a prisoners' rights lawyer, 
calls "America's gulag economy", Frederick had a decent job at the 
Bausch and Lomb factory in Mountain Lake, Maryland. But according to 
the New York Times, that factory shut down and moved to Mexico - one 
of the nearly 900,000 jobs that the Economic Policy Institute 
estimates have been lost since the North American Free Trade 
Agreement came into force in 1994, the vast majority in 
manufacturing. 
  
Free trade has turned the US labour market into an hourglass: plenty 
of jobs at the bottom, a fair bit at the top, but very little in the 
middle. At the same time, getting from the bottom to the top has 
become increasingly difficult, with tuition fees at state colleges up 
by more than 50% since 1990. 
  
And that's where the US military comes in: the army has positioned 
itself as the bridge across America's growing class chasm: money for 
tuition in exchange for military service. Call it the Nafta draft. 
  
It worked for Lynndie England, the most infamous of the Abu Ghraib 
accused. She joined the military police to pay for college. Her 
colleague Sabrina Harman joined up for the same reason. 
  
Of course, the poverty of the soldiers involved in prison torture 
makes them neither more guilty, nor less. But the more we learn about 
them, the clearer it becomes that the lack of good jobs and social 
equality in the US is precisely what brought them to Iraq in the 
first place. Despite his attempts to use the economy to distract 
attention from Iraq, and his efforts to isolate the soldiers as un-
American deviants, these are the children George Bush left behind, 
fleeing dead-end McJobs, abusive prisons, unaffordable education and 
closed factories. 
  
And they are his children in another way too: it's in the ubiquitous 
thumbs-up sign that they flash, seemingly oblivious to the disaster 
at their feet. This is the quintessential George Bush pose. Convinced 
that US voters want a positive president, the Bush team has learned 
to use optimism as an offensive weapon: no matter how devastating the 
crisis, no matter how many lives have been destroyed, they have 
insistently given the world the thumbs up. 
  
Donald Rumsfeld? "Doing a superb job," according to the optimist-in-
chief. The mission in Iraq? "We're making progress, you bet," Bush 
told reporters one year after his disastrous "mission accomplished" 
speech. And the US job market, which has driven so many into 
poverty? "Yes, America can!" 
  
We don't yet know who taught these young soldiers how to torture 
their prisoners. But we do know who taught them how to stay happy-go-
lucky in the face of tremendous suffering. That lesson came straight 
from the top.  




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