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The Daily Reckoning

Paris, France

Monday, 7 June 2004

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*** The carry trade - a perfect investment for people who
have lost their minds...

*** Household debt hits all-time high... oil off highs...

*** "Choir Boys"... Saudis... the Beaches of Normandy... and
more!

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Americans are getting carried away.

The 'carry trade' is a sophisticated gamble made, usually,
by large banks, hedge funds and other financial
institutions. It involves going long and short on two
assets simultaneously - one of which is presumably
mispriced - and pocketing the difference. Today, the
sharpies borrow U.S. dollars short-term, at the Fed's
artificially low rate. (The Fed's key lending rate, at 1%,
makes borrowing cheaper than free; the inflation rate is at
least twice as high.) Then, they lend the money long-term
at higher rates. It is a winning bet as long as short rates
don't rise, for then, they are forced to borrow at higher
and higher rates in order to pay back the short-term loans.
Typically, this is how bankers go broke.

Now you too, dear reader, can go broke... just like a Wall
Street financier. All you have to do is to buy a new house
with an adjustable rate mortgage. You are borrowing at
short-term rates in order to acquire a long-term asset.
Even with no formal training, you have gotten into the
'carry trade.'

At least for now, it looks like a can't-miss proposition.
Even if the Fed raises short-term rates, it has already
announced that it will only do so with "baby steps" of,
say, a quarter or a half-point at a time. Meanwhile, houses
are rising at an average of nearly 10% per year - and 20%
or 30% on the two coasts - while ARMs are below 5%. What an
appropriate investment for America's lumpeninvestoriat; it
is a no-brainer!

Last year, Americans pulled about twice as much new income
out of their homes - by refinancing at lower rates - than
they got from their jobs. Household debt hit a new, all-
time high at 85% of GDP, 20 percentage points higher than a
decade ago. Over the last ten years, also, the ratio of
debt to income rose 35%, and the percentage of mortgages
financed on short-term adjustable rates tripled.

We have become a nation of financial sophisticates... a
whole country of know-it-alls, so sure we know what is
going on we're willing to bet the ranch on it.

Everybody likes to see bankers go broke. Will it be as
amusing when ordinary people lose their homes?

We will see...

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- The stock market's blue-chip contingent staggered to its
second straight winning week, as the Dow Jones Industrial
Average added 54 points to 10,243. But the high-tech
contingent, as represented by the Nasdaq Composite,
stumbled half a percent to 1,979.

- A surging oil price, on Monday of last week, restrained
the market's animal spirits. But even after oil prices had
tumbled to one-month lows later in the week, the stock
market displayed all the vigor of a giant sloth.

- Friday's delightful jobs report also failed to enliven
the market for long. The Dow jumped more than 100 points
shortly after the news crossed the wires that payrolls had
expanded by 248,000 jobs in May, and that April and March
had delivered 74,000 more jobs than originally reported.
But the rally faded into the closing bell.

- Something more than jobs and interest rates and earnings
seems to be affecting Mr. Market's mood. Perhaps that
troublesome something is the uncertain price of crude oil
and the economically debilitating possibility that oil
prices might continue to climb - after taking a little
rest, of course.

- To be sure, Mr. Market displays no obvious anxiety over
oil prices... tech stocks still possess lavish valuations;
oil stocks do not. For the year to date, ExxonMobil shares
have gained an uninspiring 6%, while most of the other
major oil company stocks have gained less than 10%. That's
better than the average S&P 500 stock, but much worse than
the 22% jump, year-to-date, in the price of crude oil
itself.

- The reason oil stocks are lagging so far behind crude oil
prices, says Barron's, is that "there's widespread
agreement that current oil prices aren't sustainable."

- Hmmm... "Widespread agreement that current oil prices
aren't sustainable?" The phrase arouses our contrarian
instincts. We too agree that current prices aren't
sustainable, but we are not certain that $30 a barrel is
more likely than $50 a barrel. One analyst, cited by
Barron's, asserts that the current $40-a-barrel oil price
includes a "fear premium" of $10-$12 a barrel that would
disappear in a less-hostile global environment.

- Maybe so, but when might the global environment become
less hostile? And when might terrorists become less eager
to blow up a pipeline?

- Furthermore, could a "fear premium" ever become a
PERMANENT feature of any commodity market? Wouldn't the
fear-driven stockpiling or panic buying or whatever else
created the so-called fear premium eventually subside,
allowing demand to revert to its "natural" level?
Eventually, simple supply and demand would again dictate
pricing. The fact that oil prices have been rising steadily
for several years and have continued rising appreciably
over the last 18 months, suggests to this market observer
that something more than fear is at work in the oil
markets... something that is more akin to robust demand
colliding with constrained supply.

- Bruce Lanni, an oil analyst with A.G. Edwards in San
Francisco, reminds Barron's that "global oil demand is
getting an unexpected boost this year from the synchronous
economic recoveries in the U.S., Europe and Japan at a time
when demand is booming in China and India. And it's
happening at a time when supply appears increasingly
constrained.

- "Non-OPEC countries are 'producing full-out,'" Barron's
reports, "while OPEC has an estimated unused capacity of
2.1 million barrels a day. That's the thinnest level of
unused capacity, he says, since the oil crunch of the
1970s. Over the last decade, OPEC's spare capacity has
ranged from five million to seven million barrels a day."

- Barron's continues: "Given the current rates at which the
capacity of existing oil fields is declining, says Lanni,
the world needs to generate four million barrels a day in
new oil just to keep up with the current demand of about 80
million barrels a day. Factor in an annual increase in
demand of 1.5%, he says, and over 10 years the world will
have to replace more than 40 million barrels a day - about
half of current production.

- "Lanni also warns of the dangers in the world's reliance
on Saudi crude - the country has about half of OPEC's
unused capacity, and produces about 12% of the world's oil.
Any disruption in Saudi production could make $40 oil look
cheap.

- The risk of disrupted Saudi supply is very real, says
Kevin Kerr, contributing editor to Outstanding Investments.
A weekend email from Kevin relates a fascinating anecdote
from the oil-rich kingdom:

- "Eric, I got a call from a friend who used to work with
me at Intercapital London on the Commodity Derivatives
Desk. The guy was a senior engineer for Chevron at one
point and is now on assignment in the Saudi oil fields. He
called to tell me he is scared, terrified actually. He says
that nobody trusts anybody anymore. He said that going to
work is so stressful people are having mental breakdowns.
He told me that when he gets up in the morning, he really
doesn't know if: A) He will be kidnapped and beheaded, B)
Blown up in the oil facility where he works or, C) Have a
heart attack from the stress...

- "My friend said that the pipelines are patrolled by
thousands of security guards, but that there are simply too
many workers to monitor. All it takes (and he should know -
he helped build it) is one well-placed bomb on the pipeline
grid and that would be enough to wipeout the production
facility, as well as convince the majority of workers to
seek other employment immediately."

- Maybe Mr. Market is also feeling the stress... and maybe
for good reason. To be continued... [Ed. Note: As you'd
expect, we immediately set about figuring out a plan to
make money from the current situation in Saudi Arabia. Our
resident resource expert, John Myers, has some excellent
ideas. Check this out...

Terror in the oil market
http://www.agora-inc.com/reports/RTA/boom402/   ]

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Bill Bonner, back in Paris...

*** Yesterday, France was America's friend. Magazines,
newspapers, TV... all paid homage to the brave men who came
ashore in Normandy 60 years ago. "After the first wave had
landed, the waters already ran red with blood," said a
magazine report, "but the Americans kept coming."

The French are grateful, but not idolatrous.

*** "Americans are great when the situation is simple,"
said an old man over coffee yesterday. "That is why Ronald
Reagan was a great American president. He kept things
simple. He had the right attitude. And he had good advisors
around him.

"But Americans are na�ve. They just don't do well when put
in complex or ambiguous situations. That's why they're
making such a mess of things in Iraq; it's not a simple
matter of good guys against the bad guys."

The man lecturing us had come to a book fair in
Montmorillon where your editor was signing his books. Apart
from a loyal Daily Reckoning reader, who made the trip down
from Poitiers, few people seemed interested in
macroeconomics. Still, we had some interesting
conversations.

"You can't imagine what it was like for us during the war,"
continued the old man. "We didn't know who was right, who
was wrong, who was an enemy and who was a friend, or even
who was a winner and who was a loser. We had not just one
Resistance; we had several. Some were okay. Some were just
gangsters. Some were communists who just wanted to replace
the Nazis with their own brand of oppression. No one will
admit it, but many people actually preferred the Huns to
the local scoundrels.

"That's the real reason we welcomed American soldiers. It
was not because we wanted American-style democracy. We just
wanted an end to the confusion. When the allies arrived,
all of a sudden, everything was clarified. It was clear to
us who was right... who was going to win the war... and which
side we wanted to be on. And when de Gaulle got here, we
knew we had a great leader, too.

"But it's not the same in Iraq. The girls didn't come out
of their apartments to kiss American soldiers when they
marched into Baghdad. They should have known they made a
mistake; it was time to go home."

*** Everyone knows America is losing factory jobs to low-
wage foreigners. Fortunately, we tell ourselves, we still
have an edge in high-tech. When it comes to new
innovations, nobody comes close to the U.S.

The trouble is that not many innovations actually work out
as expected... and those that do aren't new for very long.
They're already making silicon chips in Asia... and now
comes word that high-tech America now has a trade deficit.
That is, we now import more high-tech gear than we export.

*** Well, at least there is still Hollywood. But wait,
what's this? "Foreign Films Gaining Ground," said a
headline from the Cannes Film Festival. Filmmaking
technology has gotten cheaper while the skills needed to
make good movies have spread around the globe. India now
turns out dozens of blockbusters. And here in France, the
movies seem to be getting better. "Amelie" was a hit in
France and America two years ago. Now, "Choir Boys" looks
as though it might be an even bigger hit. We saw it on
Friday, an endearing French film about a ghastly boys
school in the post-war era. If it makes its way to the
U.S., be sure to see it; it is a marvelous movie. No sex.
No violence. No stupid, vulgar jokes. Just a charming story
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The Daily Reckoning PRESENTS: The MoGu finds himself in ER.
This time its serious. Get the life support machine and
call in the priest in to administer the last rites. The
problem? You guessed it, the usual sniveling socialist
newspaper editors...


SECOND AMENDMENT BABES
by The Mogambo Guru

Oil is the big story at the moment. And everywhere I go
people tell me how handsome I am and how I am the most
charismatic person they have ever met. And when they have
finished with their compliments, they go on to tell me that
higher gas prices have the same effect as a tax.

So when I heard the argument that higher gas prices are not
like a tax at all, I popped my head out of the Mogambo
bunker and tried to hear what was being said. I found
Caroline Baum of Bloomberg standing over me, with a look of
pity on her face.

Caroline Baum was explaining that higher demand raises the
price of oil, which stimulates production of oil. But that
a higher oil price caused by tax add-ons - which is
different from a higher oil price caused by increased
demand - will NOT drive producers toward higher production.

She writes "Substantive reader challenges to my thesis fall
into two basic categories. The first is that higher
gasoline and heating oil prices act like a tax in that
consumers have to allocate a higher proportion of their
household income to them. That leaves less discretionary
income to spend on other goods and services, reducing
demand for the latter."

And yes, you could put me in that camp, since it is
obviously true, as once you spend all your money on a tank
of gasoline, there is no money left for this month's issue
of "Second Amendment Babes," which is our nation's sole
source of photos of naked women hand-loading armor-piercing
bullets in a basement bunker.

She even admits "That's an entirely reasonable assumption
if income is constant: more money for gas means less money
for Wal-Mart."

But she cautions "Prices of those other goods would
presumably fall in response, enabling consumers to purchase
the same quantity of goods as they did before."

Huh? Producers of these other goods have such big margins
that they can lower their prices? And the workers at those
factories would not be getting any pay rises, and so the
higher fuel prices hurt even more? And this is different
from a new tax?

And because, even with lower prices, people still have less
income, thanks to paying higher gas prices and not getting
any pay rises, things will still be okay one day?

"Yes!" says Caroline Baum, this is all okay, since somebody
made some money, and therefore all the money was recycled.
You are broke from trying to fill up the tank on your car,
but she advises you to relax and get with the program,
since on some distant day in the future all this money will
filter back around to you, thanks to the higher global
growth, and your wages will be increased, and everything
will be fine.

Now, of course, this immediately sent me in paroxysms of
rage, and the next thing I know I am being roughly held
down, while priests mumble Latin prayers while sprinkling
Holy water on me and I am screaming "It burns! It burns!"
and panicky Emergency Room people are trying to insert an
IV needle into my arm and my wife is in the corner yelling
"Pull the plug on him! Pull the plug!"

So I am kind of busy right now, and unable to directly
respond and thus denounce the utter vacuity of this
argument.

So, as an alternative, we turn to an article by Rick Alm in
the Kansas City Star entitled "Ten Years Ago Today Missouri
Rolled the Dice."

This headline refers to the occasion when Missouri first
allowed gambling. Everybody agrees that money has come
rolling in and it pumped up state and local government
treasuries, as the gambling revenue replaced all the tax
revenues NOT being spent on other things. So far, Ms.
Baum's analysis is proving correct; the money DOES
eventually come back around.

But the state still finds itself coping with annual budget
shortfalls, and, according to one interviewee, "In 10
years, all we've shown is that there's an illness side to
this experiment with gambling ...  embezzlement, bankruptcy
and the breakup of families."

You are broke from spending all your spare time in front of
a slot machine, or trying to fill an inside-straight poker
hand, but I am sure that Caroline Baum will soon appear on
the scene, advising you to relax and get with the program,
since on some distant day in the future all this money will
filter back around to you, and your wages will be
increased, and everything will be fine.

So Ms. Baum's immortal advice is to take 1) a deep breath
and 2) relax, because, on some distant day in the future,
all this money will filter back around to you, and your
wages will be increased, and everything will be fine. Yet,
when you and I spend our money on things OTHER than
gasoline or gambling, like yummy cookies, the money does
NOT come back around, and it somehow disappears. Where do
people get this stuff?

At this point we introduce Martin Dykman, who is the
associate editor of my little leftist hometown rag, the St.
Petersburg Times. Last Sunday Dykman published his latest
laughable leftist lunacy entitled "Floridians can't afford
to fall for this homestead initiative scam."

What is this scam, and should you be alarmed? Well, the
deal is that some people, like me for instance, want to
raise the homestead exemption from $25,000 to $50,000.

With this exemption, the homeowner is not assessed ad
valorem for taxes on the first $25,000 of the assessed
value of his house.

The exemption has remained unchanged for decades despite
the fact that most homes have more than doubled in price.
This exemption obviously helps out the poor and low-income
people, since it represents about $500 per household per
year. And I don't know about you, but there are lots of
years that go by without me getting an extra five hundred
bucks.

But helping the poor people, and the old people, and the
sick people, and the lame people, and little puppies and
helpless little kittens mewing pitifully will reduce tax
revenues by an estimated $2 billion a year. This is money
that the government will not receive next year should the
ballot initiative pass.

A Robin Hood-type character is trying to return the money
that the evil tax collector had taken from all of us!
Hooray!

But back in Nottingham Castle - with a soundtrack composed
of purely dark and moody notes, disquietingly inharmonious,
playing dramatically in the background - Martin Dyckman
bends low to whisper in the ear of the evil King John.

"The government will lose $2 billion a year, your majesty!
The dirty and smelly common people will take $2 billion
right out of your pocket! Out of your pocket (he pokes the
King in the vest pocket), Your Royal Highness, and the
pockets of our little government friends. The people's
rebellion must be crushed, and they must be brought to
heel!"

What this Dyckman fool forgets is that the $2 billion will
be spent, one way or the other. Either government takes it,
via ad valorem taxes, and spends it on the things it wants,
or the taxpaying people take it, and they spend it on the
things THEY want. Either way, it is spent.

Now us idiot commoners spend most of it on taxable things
and some of it on investment things - both of which provide
jobs - and the damn government ends up with a nice chunk of
change either way. And all this is accomplished within the
government's usual framework of pecking the living guts out
of anything that moves. Besides, the consumption of
consumer things might even involve making some things that
we can sell to foreigners, thereby reducing the trade
deficit, which is now over $560 billion a year and growing.

But if the government spends it, all you get is bigger
government and more calls for higher taxes by clueless
editorial writers at Leftist newspapers.

The fact remains that all money is recycled somewhere. The
point is to keep it circulating in the private economy and
not let the stinking government get their hands on it. And
whether you're paying tax add-ons or ad valorem taxes makes
no difference.

This is a fact that is somehow lost on most people,
especially people like Martin Dyckman and Caroline Baum.


Regards,

The Mogambo Guru
for The Daily Reckoning

---Mogambo Sez: Howard Ruff famously said that inflation is
not rising prices, it's falling money. And so working
backward through that invaluable truism, the Fed is causing
an unprecedented fall in the dollar by merely issuing so
many of them, and so that means we will get rising prices,
and finally, that means that we will have some huge
inflation staring us in the face. Given the inexcusable
monetary excesses that the horrible Alan Greenspan has
engendered, inflation will be a problem for the rest of our
lives.

Editor's note: Richard Daughty is general partner and
C.O.O. for Smith Consultant Group, serving the financial
and medical communities, and the editor of the Mogambo Guru
economic newsletter, an avocational exercise the better to
heap disrespect on those who desperately deserve it. The
Mogambo Guru is quoted frequently in Barron's, The Daily
Reckoning, and other fine publications. If you're inclined
to read more, you'll find the whole Mogambo here:

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