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> Date: Sat, 24 Apr 1999 00:18:04 -0500
> From: Joke of the Day <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: Tough Questions for Heterosexuals
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> 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
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> 2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
>
> 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase
> that you may grow out of?
>
> 4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a
> neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
>
> 5. Do you parents know you are straight? Do your friends
> and/or roomates know?
>
> 6. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality?
> Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
>
> 7. Why do heterosexuals put so much emphasis on sex?
>
> 8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to introduce others
> to their lifestyle?
>
> 9. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are
> heterosexual. Do you consider it wise to expose children to
> heterosexual teachers?
>
> 10. Just what do men and women do in bed together?
>
> 11. Bearing in mind the current divorce rate, why are there
> so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?
>
> 12. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the
> human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
>
> 13. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals.
> Techniques have been developed that might enable you to
> change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion
> therapy?
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> 14. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing
> the problems they would face?
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Tough questions for married couples:
Sex as an activity does not involve higher thinking
skills. To base a relationship on sex,
to base life on sex, removes the innocense of life.
Look around you, would life keep going if animals
and plants were to consider homosexualism a viable
alternative? I like to eat and how long would we have
animals and plants if this were true?
Sex may be a drive, has been termed �Sex Drive�
but it is not the vehicle for understanding since it is
only ONE of the basic drives. So what is the
vehicle for understanding life? Education is
what is needed to understand life. Education
is something that has to happen from the moment
that you are born if you are to continue living.
So it seems that it does not matter if a male gets
paid or if he pays. (Gigalo or "husband")
If he is not involved in the education of the children,
at least to the extent of continuing his own education -
read a book that you have assigned to the kids too, and
expect a book report once a month. If he is not to be a
role model for education, consistancy, and commentment
what is he. If I had a husband that believed it was ok to
just spread it around than -- he would not be my husband
for long. What commentment does that show?
Since the people that worship to Baal do not
see anything as �Politically Incorrect� to deleate
knowledge from our database is to leave the
door open to Human Sacrifice.
If the base line is education. Does just studing
history / religion one day a week for social purposes
show a respect for education?
So the question behind door number one is...
What is the difference between a male that is hetrosexual
and a male that is homosexual?
the ability to have children, without cloning, within
a viable relationship that shows respect for the way
that (higher) plants and animals replicate.
I guess so companies could be setting up clonning
as a viable alternative. Would clonning allow us to
understand history and the way that the world normally
works?
What is involved in having children? What makes
us different from a lion or a eagle?
The length of our education, and how long it is till
we are sexually viable -- unless someone feeds our
children extra steriods and hormones!
So now we get into the reason for some people using
homosexuals as a spring board for thier ideas. To use
homosexuals in this way you would have to show case
male homosexuals normally. Why? In the wild female
animals will not have sex until they are in season, yet male
animals attempt to show supiriority at a young age.
I know this is not complete and I will work on it.
How would
this corralate with taking down the consitution.
How is a homosexual couple with a child and a hetrosexual
couple with a child different? If the husband spreads it around
and lets the wife and school district
do the education. Does this mean that all it takes to have a child
is clonning and a school district? Think of the situation in Coloado.
The Pied Piper
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