-Caveat Lector- www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply.

Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at:

http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ <A HREF="">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Om

--- Begin Message ---
-Caveat Lector-

Yes folks, this is for real.  It's so absurd you'd
think it couldn't be for real.  But this is what it's
like in modern day AmeriKKKa.  But thank God our
government masters care enough to try to make their
cannon fodder laugh!  You got to wonder how many
millions of dollars they are wasting on this.  Just
one more indication of how abusurd and what a sad joke
this country has become.

Pentagon Advises Military Families to Laugh 'For No
Reason'

When the stress of the war in Iraq becomes too severe,
the Pentagon has a suggestion for military families:
Learn how to laugh.

With help from the Pentagon's chief laughter
instructor, families of National Guard members are
learning to walk like a penguin, laugh like a lion and
blurt "ha, ha, hee, hee and ho, ho." 

No joke.

"I laugh every chance I get," says the instructor,
retired Army colonel James "Scotty" Scott. "That's why
I'm blessed to be at the Pentagon, where we definitely
need a lot of laughter in our lives."

Scott, 57, is certified as a laughter training
specialist 

KEEPING THEM IN STITCHES 

Ways military families are being taught to laugh:

Penguin exercise: Waddle and flap hands as though
they're fins.

Lion laugh: Open eyes and mouth wide while repeating
"ha ha's." 

Repeat "ho, ho, ha, ha, ha," while clapping on each
sound.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-01-12-pentagon-laughter_x.htm

Nothing like forced fascist laughing drills, hey?

And for an added bounus here's a picture of the
laughing Rummy

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-01-12-pentagon-laughter_x.htm

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam?  Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around 
http://mail.yahoo.com 


----------------------------------
Smash The State WWW
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/smashthestate 
Yahoo! Groups Links

<*> To visit your group on the web, go to:
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/smashthestate/

<*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
    [EMAIL PROTECTED]

<*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to:
    http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
 



www.ctrl.org
DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER
==========
CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic
screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please!   These are
sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis-
directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with
major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought.
That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and
always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no
credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply.

Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector.
========================================================================
Archives Available at:

http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
<A HREF="http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/";>ctrl</A>
========================================================================
To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email:
SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email:
SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Om

--- End Message ---

Reply via email to