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> My choice, as a skeptic, is number eight, of course.
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> Mick Powers
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April 28, 1999
Today's guest moderator, Craig Stacey, is but a shell of
his former self, due largely to his ability to moult.
He can hover for short periods of time, and enjoys
moments of brief translucency. Snails like him.
The Top 12 Names of Y2K Cults
12> Gore 2000
11> Dyslexics for More Lubrication (Oops, sorry -- I thought
it read "KY2")
10> The MillennyandSquiggies
9> I Can't Believe It's Not Apocalypse
8> The Non-Alarmists Who Think Everything Will Be Exactly
the Same After 2000
7> Pat Buchanan Voters
6> The "Nothing To Do With The Church of Scientology So
Please Don't Sue Us Thank You The Top 5 List"-ists
5> The "It's Not the New Millennium Until 2001, Dammit!" Cult
4> The "Let's freak out because it's a big number" Circle
3> The Douchebags. (It has nothing to do with Y2K --
I just like saying "douchebag.")
2> National Association of COBOL Programmers
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name of a Y2K Cult...
1> The Perot Family
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Selected from 128 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 1, RU list name (12th #1)
Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 2
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 (Hall of Famer)
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 2
Rachel Blubaugh, Lewisville, TX -- 2
Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 3 (Hall of Famer)
Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- 4, Topic
Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 5, 6 (Hall of Famer)
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 7
Yoram Puius, Bronx, NY -- 8
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 9
John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 9 (Hall of Famer)
Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 10
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 11
Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 12
Matt Siske, Dayton, OH -- Banner Tag
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Living Colour, New York, NY -- Ambience
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"Smellenium" and "Unprotected Sects"
The Runners Up and Honorable Mention submissions
for today's list can be found on the Joke A Day website:
http://www.jokeaday.com/nftop5.shtml
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Rumination of the Day
Sometimes you have to stop and smell the
flowers. But you probably shouldn't do
it when you're driving on the freeway,
especially if the flowers are all wrapped up
in the backseat of the car and you're allergic
to them anyway. That would just be dumb.
(Thanks to Jacqui)
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