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<A HREF="aol://5863:126/alt.conspiracy:523576">Help for the Map-Challenged CIA
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Subject: Help for the Map-Challenged CIA
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Sun, May 16, 1999 5:21 PM
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Help for the Map-Challenged CIA
Via NY Transfer News Collective * All the News that Doesn't Fit
source: Green Left Weekly #361 5/19/99
Maps
To Director of Central Intelligence
Central Intelligence Agency
Washington, DC 20505
It has come to my attention that there was a bit of a boo-boo in Belgrade
this past week. Apparently the Central Intelligence Agency had some
difficulty locating the Federal Directorate for Supply and Procurement and
accidentally bombed the Chinese Embassy.
It seems the problem had to do with having an outdated map. Maps must be
getting awfully expensive, because even with the CIA's $40 billion a year
budget, you guys apparently couldn't afford a current one. Therefore,
enclosed please find one map of Belgrade, Yugoslavia.
I bought it at a local bookstore. (Don't worry about the cost, $1.99, it's
on me.) It has a copyright date of 1999, so it should be current.
While I was at the bookstore I also took the liberty of picking up a
Frommer's Travel Guide for Yugoslavia for you, should you choose to travel
there. What with all the death and destruction the United States and NATO
are causing there right now, hotel rates are probably pretty cheap.
Also, might I suggest that in the future you guys double check your maps
with the Internet? I managed to find the following addresses in about five
minutes of searching:
Federal Directorate of Supply and Procurement
Tresnjin Cvet ST. 5 11000
Belgrade, Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
Embassy of the People's Republic of China
Tresnjin Cvet ST. 3 11000
Belgrade, Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.
Cliff Pearson
Dallas, Texas
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