-Caveat Lector- ----- Original Message ----- From: gene johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > --Ric Carter wrote: > > From: Prudence L. Kuhn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: > > > > > >> >the nation's, not to say the world's, perhaps even the galaxy's, > > >> >problems, can be directly (or indirectly) traced to the pernicious > > >> >and surprisingly widespread practice of allowing marriage between > > >> >different sexes. > > > > > >> And let us not forget that the number one cause of death -- > > >> ultimately responsible for ALL deaths, I hear on good authority -- > > >> is sex, leading to the victim's conception. > > > > > >Lovely funny. Prudy > > > > SAFE SEX. But even animals and aliens can carry some nasty pathogens, > > so we're left with: sex with machines. Teledildonics. Hermitage. > > Remember: hell is other people. > > Go screw an unchurched Praying Mantis, you deviated postvert Lipitarian. > But watch your head during opiated afterglow --- it takes eclectic > ginkgomind to be a village! Numblobes and the Hasty Nymphs A mantid couldn't accommodate me physically - I'll have to screw an unchurched Komono Dragon instead. Equally hazardous, yet much more appropriately scaled, and with little chance of infection either way. Still, care must be taken no to have intercourse with a Reptilioid or Republican, where contamination may be mental as well as physical. The NATO Balkan bombing campaign has disrupted many Reptoid nests, leaving the impending occupying forces at grave risk of such scaly contamination. If you think the Gulf War Syndrome was bad, wait'll you see the results of the Kosovar Green Weenie condition! Scientists in the UK are currently gene-modifying certain mushrooms to produce vaccines [see the latest SkeptiNews bulletin, 990606b, for a link to that story] but it's uncertain whether sufficient quantities can be exuded in time to meet the expected demand. War is hell. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
