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The Cunnilingual Bomber
by Zola
Just when you thought you had seen it all, namely the U.S. President's
admission he has been lying for the past seven months in the Monica Lewinsky
affair, along his simultaneous attempt to blame it all on Kenneth Starr, and
his assertion that his perjury and obstruction of justice are nobody's
business but his own and Hillary's--just when you thought the gutless
wonders in Washington might muster enough moxie to throw the criminal out of
office--just when you thought that Clinton's cunning linguistics about
Monica having sex with him but he didn't have sex with her ("It's a
miracle," Bob Bennett explained) would win the Josef Goebbels award for
creative destruction of the language- -just when you were relishing the fact
that a certain semen-stained blue dress had made this so-called "statesman"
the laughing stock of detergent ads in Tel Aviv--just when you had come to
believe there might be a modicum of sanity left in the country--the Oval
Office lunatic orders U.S. planes to bomb two foreign countries.
"National security," says the Liar. And all the way down the line: CNN:
"national security"; CBS: "national security"; NBC: "national security";
ABC: "national security".
"National security" means he has his pecker in one hand and the Red
Telephone in the other.
"Terrorists," says the red-faced Thug--the same Thug who has just spent
seven months intimidating witnesses and attempting to destroy the
reputations of all those critics who were telling the truth. And on down the
media line we hear the refrain: "Terrorists", "Terrorists", "Terrorists",
"Terrorists." This from the same "journalists" who for seven months demanded
an "open mind" about an "alleged" affair, no matter how detailed the
evidence that emerged regarding the Big Creep's oral escapades, lies, and
cover-up.
"Terrorists" means the Big Creep has decided to terrorize easy
targets--ostensibly associated with Osama bin Laden--but he'll be thinking
of Kenneth Starr all along. He's damned well going to make somebody pay for
those grand jury questions. Maybe he can have Seal Team Six slash some tires
and kill some cats while he is at it.
Yes, the U.S. was bombing "terrorist targets" in Afghanistan and the Sudan--
targets selected by the U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation, the triumphant
heroes of Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Atlanta Olympics, TWA 800, and Filegate.
Next week the terrorist targets might be Paris and Detroit.
On Monday, the President prevaricated to the grand jury. He then
prevaricated to the nation on live TV. A big day for prevarication. But by
Wednesday it was clear that even the best of the Great Prevaricator's
mind-controlled minions were shrinking away from him.
So, on Thursday, he bombed foreigners. The Great Prevaricator appeared on TV
in Martha's Vineyard. "Bombs. Terrorists. Ugh. Umpah." He then returned to
the White House so he could appear on TV yet again for a few more lies, and
look statesmanlike, and get a blow job, and do a few lines of coke away from
Hillary. (Hillary doesn't mind: Vernon Jordan stayed behind to comfort her.
Bill's foibles give her license, you know.)
He bombed foreigners who, he said, are guilty of the U.S. embassy bombings
in Nairobi and Dar es Salaam. Now, how could he possibly know that? The very
same FBI couldn't find out what happened in Oklahoma City for months. In the
U.S., on their own home ground. But in this case, on foreign soil, what a
miracle! Once the Commander-in-Chief makes up his mind, Freeh's little
lackeys know what conclusions to draw right away. Evidence? We don't need no
stinking evidence: we have missiles.
The President is evidently insane. Is it PMS: Post- Monica Syndrome? A
protest group gathers outside the White House: "No blood for Monica," they
chant. Yes, it seems the President is having another private moment in his
private life. His alleged wife Hillary "believes in this marriage," she
claims. But not enough, apparently, to give the President the oral sex he
craves. And as for the President, well, one doubts he could stand to go
anywhere near Hillary's lap. Moreover, the nation hates him for his lying
and Monday's failed performance, and he is, well, tense. So today he's going
to kill some people instead. That'll teach them to pick on Sensitive Bill
and his little three-inch bent prick.
"Did the President perform cunnilingus on you?" the Special Prosecutor's
team asked Monica Lewinsky before the grand jury that is looking into
criminal charges against the President. Monica didn't know what the word
meant. They should have quoted Gennifer Flowers to her: "He eats pussy like
a champ." Everyone can understand that language.
"Cunnilingus" comes from the Latin cunnus, meaning vulva ("cunt"), and
lingus, from lingere, meaning to lick. The President will eat cunt, but he
won't do the decent thing and resign and eat crow. No, he's got to divert
attention from his own crimes by punishing others for theirs. And his bombs
are the biggest bombs on the block.
Yes, Presidents have private lives, too. That's why this one has set out to
murder unknown foreigners concerning whom he has no evidence of criminality.
"They were terrorist targets. I feel it in my loins," the President avers.
Tomorrow the Great Prevaricator's orgasmic obsessions may destroy a U.S.
passenger plane or demolish a crowded public square. But that's just between
him and Hillary.
The Great Prevaricator's private life, private thoughts, private paranoia,
and private insanity are out of control. He has become a very dangerous man.
Especially to his neighbors in Washington. For his bombs are lighting the
fuse of foreign retaliation.
Most of the world does not hate Americans. Just talk to them. You'll find
out. What they hate is Washington. They hate Washington almost as much as
many Americans do. This has its positive benefits. American patriots need
not worry about getting rid of the Evil Washington Empire. Washington drops
bombs from the sky, interferes politically around the world, and supports
global dictators of one stripe or another everywhere. Washington is creating
more enemies by the minute. And some of those enemies are going to come to
Washington with suitcase nukes and biological weapons. And they are going to
stick these weapons up the Great Prevaricator's ass while he's preoccupied
licking the precious bodily fluids of some young power groupie, or dumping
his own DNA on her evening gown.
But, when it happens, there will be no need to shed any tears for innocent
Washington lives. For those living there know very well there is a madman in
the White House. And they have chosen to do nothing about it.
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