-Caveat Lector-
This one is really good!!
>
> Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new
> bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look
> at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Leroy,
> it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go
> out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a
> letter to Jesus and pray for one instead."
> After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room.
> He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
>
> Dear Jesus,
> I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a
> new bicycle.
> Your Friend,
> Leroy.
>
> Now Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind
> of boy he was (brat). So he ripped up the letter and
> decided to give it another try.
>
> Dear Jesus,
> I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.
> Yours Truly,
> Leroy.
>
> Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest so
> he tore it up and tried again.
>
> Dear Jesus,
> I've thought about being a good boy this year and
> can I have a bicycle?
> Leroy
>
> Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way
> was what his mother really wanted. He knew he had been
> terrible and was deserving of almost nothing. He crumpled up the
> letter, threw it in the trash can and went running outside.
>
> He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the
> way he treated his parents and really considering his actions.
>
> He finally found himself in front of a Catholic Church.
> Leroy went inside and knelt down, looking around not
> knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got
> up and began to walk out the door and was looking at
> all the statues. All of a sudden he grabbed a small one
> and ran out the door. He went home, hid it under his bed
> and wrote this letter.
>
> Jesus,
> I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again,
> give me a bike.
>
> You know who.
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